I am working the night shift on guard duty. Much of the garrison is off on maneuvers, so the base is quite. As my duties take me by the communication center, my com link beeps.
The image of a Republic Navel Officer appears on the Holo. It is Captain Susan Lern.
“I am soooo bored here to night. I wish I could see you. The base is almost deserted and I keep thinking of all the things I would love to do to you. If you were here right now I would push you back on my desk …”
In the Holo she is twirling her hair and smiling devilishly. I begin to feel warm.
“… then I would take off your boots ….”
Oh man, is there something wrong with the air coolant system in here.
“… I’d pour chocolate syrup all over your ….”
OK, this is too much. I head over to Captain Lern’s office and knock on the door.
“Enter” a brisk businesslike voice calls.
As I enter the office I the Captain smiles at me and asks “What can I do for you, Trooper.”
I begin to play her Holo message without sound.
“First Captain, I would like to thank you for the best message I have received on duty, ever!”
She looks a little confused.
“And second, you really need to learn the diffrence between the SEND and the SEND ALL button.”