Tuesday, July 11, 2006

When a Captain Holo at You.

I am working the night shift on guard duty. Much of the garrison is off on maneuvers, so the base is quite. As my duties take me by the communication center, my com link beeps.

The image of a Republic Navel Officer appears on the Holo. It is Captain Susan Lern.

I am soooo bored here to night. I wish I could see you. The base is almost deserted and I keep thinking of all the things I would love to do to you. If you were here right now I would push you back on my desk …”

In the Holo she is twirling her hair and smiling devilishly. I begin to feel warm.

“… then I would take off your boots ….”

Oh man, is there something wrong with the air coolant system in here.

“… I’d pour chocolate syrup all over your ….”

OK, this is too much. I head over to Captain Lern’s office and knock on the door.

Enter” a brisk businesslike voice calls.

As I enter the office I the Captain smiles at me and asks “What can I do for you, Trooper.”


I begin to play her Holo message without sound.

First Captain, I would like to thank you for the best message I have received on duty, ever!”

She looks a little confused.

And second, you really need to learn the diffrence between the SEND and the SEND ALL button.”


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Youwzer. I'd put that one in my personal archive and keep it forever.

Skywalker said...

Nice, very nice!

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Nice indeed.

Erifia Apoc said...

Quickly Tak, get her while she's confused.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Get her what, Erifia? A drink? A comb? A bobby pin?

Vampirella said...

should I send you an obscene holo message ;)

Wedge Antillies said...

So, is this is what it is like when a clone reports to a non-clone? It must drive you buggy.

By the way, AOC, feel free to give the captain my holo address. We are always looking for talent over on this side of the time-line.

Erifia Apoc said...

Just get her... But Yeah the other things could work to.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jon: You most likley already have the message in your file, it waqs SEND ALL :)

Erifia: Get her? No need, she is in her office. I don't understand.

Lt.Cmdr: Maybe I need to get her a diet Coke, Oh wiat that's your intern who needs that.

Vampi: *thinks about it, gets warm and dizzy* No you better not. It causes issues with my armor fitting properly.

Wedge: first, It is odd, but we have gotten used to it and second, you are only 2 or 3 in this time line, too young :)

Professor Xavier said...

Maybe hitting the send all thing wasn't a mistake. Perhaps she was looking for a new experience and would share her chocolate syrup with whichever clone trooper had the tenacity to step up to the plate first.

Jabafatboy said...

Either she is extremely short or you are extremely tall .

Either way * love is blooming in the air *

Or maybe it was the latrine !

Who Knows

Merlyn Gabriel said...

well,that explains why Vader was breathing so hard!I thought his suit had a malfunction ....no wonder he was so annoyed when I barged in to ask what was wrong...

sheesh, don't they teach you guys i the acadamy on Carida how to use the commsystem properly???