Monday, July 31, 2006

Skywalker and A Mission

Okay. I want to explain this before it gets into general circulation and people *eyes Wedge* start making up wild stories.

It started on a standard recon mission to the planet Bintenvell. It is a planet known for the massive commerce center know as Wahl Mearts. Jedi Knight Skywalker was leading our group when we spotted one of the large centers we had come to investigate.

“Earl, come here!” Skywalker yelled me. I hate when he calls me Earl. I have a designation you know.

“I got some important recon I need you to do. You need to enter the Wahl Meart, go to the area that has information stored on disk, find the disk with this name on it …” Skywalker hand me a piece of paper “… get a copy any way you can, bring it back to me and don’t tell anyone about this.”

“Why are we doing this sir?” I ask

“Hey Earl, don’t ask any questions. Just do your job. Oh and here’s 25 credits in case you have to bribe some one.”

I make my way into the center. Strangely no one even looks twice at me in my armor. The place is a hodge-podge of every species in the galaxy.

I find the area Skywalker spoke of, I slyly look thought the information disk and find the one Skywalker mentioned.

Some kind of security personal in a blue vest approached me and asked “What are you doing. If you want that you need to give me some money.”

Ah, the bribe Skywalker had mentioned now come into play. I smoothly ask “So would 25 credits cover this?”

“Yeah, but come over here with me.” The security person takes me over to some kind of com station, take the disk from me, wave it around and say "17.99 cr.”

I quickly give him the credits and head back to Skywalker, who was very pleased.

Somehow I must have been spotted on the security monitors, because this picture made it way back to me.

Trooper dawson

I just wanted to explain what happened.


Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wahl Meart, they're even worse than the Hutt's to have to work for or buy from. They're banned on Naboo. We have what's called Tarjay, nicer stuff and they give their employees health insurance, though most of their stuff is made on planet Asia

Professor Xavier said...

That's not a Dawson's Creek fanzine, is it? I'm sure you just grabbed whatever was nearest you, right?

Darth Nepharia said...

You are pretty handy getting rid of all those bugging devices. I imagine taking out the security camera that took the picture shouldn't be too difficult.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Funny, I would imagine that you'd be a Target person.

Oh yeah, Stormtroopers can't hit the targets.

Local Henchmen 432 said...

"I don't wannia wait for lives to over..."

Haw Haw.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Please tell me that's not Dawson's Creek! ANAKIN! *shakes head*

Lord Vader said...

I am disturbed more than you know.

Skywalker said...

You did not buy that for me. Noooooooooooooo! Earl, dude, thats just wrong.

Barriss Offee said...

Hey Ani did you have him buy that for temple or for that someone special you were talking about??

Skywalker said...

Someone special? I didnt tell him to buy that! I'm telling you it was Lord Vader acting like me!

Lord Vader said...

I think not. Why would I do that?

Luminara Unduli said...

You know that as a Jedi, we're not allowed to have someone special and if that code is broken you know the punishment that is to follow.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Actully it might have been me in my Skywalker costume! But I anit telling!

Darth Vader said...

Or maybe it was me....but I'm not telling!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Lt. Cmdr: I knew Naboo was civilized.

Prof X: I only grabbed what was on Ani’s list

Nepharia: Dang, why didn’t I think of that

Jon: *set blaster to stun , fires and misses* this blaster must have come from Wahl Meart

Henchy: If that is the theme song from Dawson's Creek, slap yourself for knowing it

DJK: Oh, yes it is so much his. LOL

Skywalker : Keep denying it and I will release the list of hair care products you made me by for you on that mission

Skywalker said...

Hum... and that scares me why? You dont get this hair by doing nothing, you know! *snickers*

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

The list is twelve pages long, single spaced written in tiny crayon. Should I mention the pink sponge roller? The 42 oz can of Aqua-net (the blue can)? Should I continue?

captain koma said...

Ohhh! that was so funny.

Of course Ani watches Dawksons Creek where did you think he gets his acting tips from.

It explains evrything.

Thank you Tak.


Wedge Antillies said...

This is wrong on so many levels! The bottom line here, AOC, is that you did what you were ordered to do. Now don't be surised when you find Padme hanging around the temple in the near future.

Popcorn and vids anyone?

Skywalker said...

Pink roller??? *thinks for a sec* Oh, yeah, uh... fine, the movie was for Padme, not me. Mushy, girly movie, you know how women are. And she didnt want anyone to know about it either.

Skywalker said...

BTW you forgot the popcorn.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Dang it!!! Forgot the popcorn!!! Now Skywalker will never give me that promotion.

Jinx Miakoda said...

Tak! what can I say? you're my hero!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

You have the award for most commented on post of the month and the month just started!

Wedge Antillies said...

And, by the way, I DO NOT tell wild stories! It just explain the facts as I see them , and let the listener make up his or her or its mind.

And that reminds me, what did you do with the change from the 'bribe'?