Thursday, July 06, 2006

Know When To Fold Them...

The famous Hutt singer, Kin Knee Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour vehicle on their way to a concert in Mos Eisley, when they get a flat tire.

kenny the hutt

The mechanic jumps off the bus to fix the flat, but because they're already behind schedule and in a hurry, he neglects to double check that the lug nuts are properly tightened down.

Shortly thereafter, as the vehicle goes around a curve on a twisty mountain in the Dune Sea, the entire wheel comes off. The bus veers off the road, and plunges down the side of the mountain.

Everybody on board is killed, except for a young "roadie", who is also a Rodian. He happened to be lying in his bunk, and was somewhat shielded from the crash by his mattress.

The Rodian is lying in his hospital bed being interviewed by Imperial Troopers, and one asks him if Kin Knee Rogers had said any last words?

"Yes," said the young Rodian, "he did." As the bus went over the edge I could hear Mr. Rogers singing......







"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!!!"


Jon: The puns will continue until you agree to be in the squeal of "JoJo the Monkeyboy: The Movie"

13 comments:

Jabafatboy said...

Moooaaaaannnn!

;-)

Vegeta said...

I don't know which would be worse, The puns or beuing in the Jojo sequel

Local Henchmen 432 said...

My poor ears

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

I cant stop laughing, so wrong just SO WRONG! LOL!

Professor Xavier said...

In this world there is right and there is wrong . . and that is just wrong.

Magneto said...

Ah, extortion. A noble motive.

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Woo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ace, the Bat Hound. said...

I will not be in the JOJO sequal! No! No! I refuse! Dogs don't get along with monkey ghosts.

NandeHi said...

What the heck? :)

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

NAN!!!!!! NAN!!!!!! Your back from Nanny Be Good school!!!! YEE HAWWWW!!!!!!

(Ok, I am a little hapy to here from you)

:)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Argh!!!!!
maybe I should suggest that the Emperor levy a pun-tax?

-merly

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yeah, there definitely should be some sort of PUNishment for that.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Are you all talking about PUN control! remember if Puns are banned, then only bands will have Puns.