Thursday, July 13, 2006

Corellian Special Forces vs. G.A.R. Trooper

I had been assigned to travel with two Corellians Special forces personel on a shuttle back to their ship.

Being that it was going to be a long flight, the Corellians took off their boots and stretched out. I was invited to do the same.

Just after take-off, one of the Corellinans said, "I think I'll get up and get a Jawa-Juice."

"No problem," I offered, trying to get on their good side, "I'll get it for you." While I was gone, the Corellian picked up my boot and spit in it.

When I returned with the Jawa-Juice, the other Corellian said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, I obligingly went to fetch it and while I was gone, the second Corellian picked up the other boot and spit in it.

I returned and we all sat back and enjoyed the rest of the flight.

As the shuttle was landing, I slipped my feet into my boots and knew immediately what had happened. The Corellians began to chuckle.

"How long must this go on?" I asked. "This fighting between our groups? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in boots and peeing in Jawa-Juice?"


Merlyn Gabriel said...

Those CorSec guys....*shakes head*

remind me never to get on your bad side!


Professor Xavier said...

Hmm, Jawa Juice.

Warbird said...

glad I dont drink anymore

Local Henchmen 432 said...

That was awesome Tak.

Darth Nepharia said...

I only thought Jawa-Juice was nasty BEFORE the pee...(shudders)

Wedge Antillies said...

How do you pee into a small container like that, what with all the armor? On second thought, I don't want to know!

JawaJuice said...

Hey, I trusted you never to reveal the secret ingredient!!! Now everyone will want one!!!
Now I’m gonna have to put a label on each bottle saying that it may contain some of the following ingredients in some form or another:
JawaJuice: May contain corn syrup, clone syrup, clone urine, carrageenen wax, ear wax, surfboard wax, sex wax, sand, grit, small rocks, Roc’s eggs, lark’s vomit, crunchy frog, fruit pulp, wood pulp, Wookie pulp, eye of Gran, the left pinkie toe from a particularly obnoxious child. Flavorings (natural, un-natural, super-natural and arcane) Sarlacc spittle drippings, Jawa back-hair drippings, Hutt drippings, drippings from a wonderful Christmas feast, drippings from a wonderful Christmas beast, Yoda eye boogers, Bith broth, & secret things known only to us and for a very good reason.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I was at a hamburger stand the other day and the guy asked what I wanted to drink.

"What do you have?" I ask.

"JawaJuice, crab Juice, and Mr. Pibb," he answered.

"EwwwwWwww," I shuddered. "I guess I'll have Crab Juice."

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Snotty Corellians, think the universe revolves around them. Nice thinking Tak, though I have to ask, have you done that to anyone else?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

*shifts eyes, glances at wedge* Lt. Cmdr, Uhh .... now ahy do you asks?