Friday, April 27, 2007

Lastest Press Release from the Brass

News Update: Grand Army of the Republic (G.A.R.) Unveils New AwardSubject: Combat Briefing Badge (CBB)

Recognizing the need for an award for troops assigned to headquarters units during combat operations, the G.A.R. today announced the approval of the Combat Briefing Badge, or CBB.

"People don't realize that being in a major headquarters can be just as stressful as going on patrols or convoys," said Republic Naval Commander Dick Hertz. "When you're briefing that many General Officers, your career can end in a heartbeat. And it can happen to anyone at any time, not just combat arms soldiers."

G.A.R. statistics note that briefing personnel are more likely to suffer career-ending incidents in rear areas than Clone Troopers in the field. "This just reflects that reality," said G.A.R. spokesman Major Paynein Theash. “On the plus side,” Major Theash continued, “at least we don’t have any general who kill people who bring them bad news.”

The award ranks in precedence below the CIB and CAB, but above the EIB and PowerPoint Ranger tab.

The criteria for the award is still under discussion, but preliminary guidance authorizes the award for 30 days of continuous briefings of officers at least two grades higher than the briefer without incident while serving in a theater of operations in which the awardee is eligible for hostile fire and hazardous duty pay.

The Combat Briefing Badge

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Son of a Bith!!!

I keep getting unusual assignments.

I recently was asked to escort and protect a group of Bith and their Ambassador, Sam Bithdor. As you may know, the Bith are fantastic musician, know throughout the Republic for their skills. The Ambassadors group all played and carried their instruments with them at all times.

bith band 2

On the last night on Coruscant, Ambassador Sam took the group to a local disco. The disco was owned by a friend of the Ambassadors. Everyone had a great time, making music, dancing and drinking.

As we made out way back to the Ambassador’s residents, one of the party stop and groaned, “I don’t have my Harp, I think I forgot it

Where did you last remember having it “ Asked another Bith.

The Harpist sighed, “I left my Harp in Sam’s friend’s disco

He was promptly beaten for unlawful use of an out of Galaxy pun.