10: Droids easy, Ewoks hard. (I know it doesn’t make sense to me also)
9: What happens on Dewback Sand dune, stays on Dewback Sand dune.
8: Never be the first trooper though the door.
7: Don’t ask Darth Vader if he needs his asthma inhaler refilled.
6: Unless you are on Hoth, White armor is useless for camouflage.
5: When executing Order 66, never stand to close to the Jedi Master. (It bad for your height)
4: If you are pursuing rebel scum though an asteroid field, unless there are 3,721 of you, odds are you’re not the guy who is going to make it.
3: Expect to be ask if you are Commander Cody around 9 times a day, especially if you are working with Kenobi.
2: If you are a tall trooper, learn to duck when heading into the communication room.
1: Those were the droids we were looking for.