I knew it was going to be a bad day when I woke up. When I checked the duty rooster, I am again reminded how much I miss having the Lt. Cmdr around and how much I dislike being stationed on Coruscant.
I have been assigned to serve failure to appear notices to lowlife on this planet. I am a highly trained combat ready trooper and I get to do mailbot duty.
Oh well. Ours is not to reason why… How bad could it be. Let’s see who is on the list:
Beedo the Rodian, 1809 Greenway Lane
Mudda the Hutt, Landing Bay 17
Thacha the Hutt, Hutt Trailerville space 119
Bricka the Hutt, 560987 Oteenie Way
a Mandalorian, Hotel Denoucement, Room 13 (save that one for the next guy)
and oh man! You have got to be kidding me:
Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Temple.
The universe hates me.