Monday, February 20, 2006

Red Letter Day at the Barracks

It is exciting around the barracks today. The Lt. Cmdr. sent a message that we are getting our new helmets today.!!! The A-D4173 model. I am so excited I can’t sit still.

New Helmet day is always the coolest. Not only are they a new design, but the new helmets have all sorts of new features.

The A-D4173 model comes with many new features. New and better “snore reduction” shielding help a trooper sleep on the job and avoid being noticed. A better “head coolant” system for trips to Tatooine or Mustafar. A new anti-helmet hair contour inside. And best of all the A-D4173 are equipped with I-Pods, so each troopers can have their own sound track (though everyone seems to just replay the Imperial March and Dr. Dre.)

But take a look yourself. It is a thing of beauty.





Excuse me now, by I think I have to go polish my helmet for the next few hours.

9 comments:

Jabafatboy said...

Anti Helmet Hair Device, Now we are getting somewhere!!!

Wait , Clones got Hair ?

Jango Fett said...

They have my hair. :) Very nice

Master Yoda said...

Take much to excite a clone it does not.

Jaina Solo said...

Well Yoda can you blame them? They don't have a very intersting life.

It looks lovely by the way!

flu said...

A few-hour helmet polishing?

Don't get sore!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Yoiks!

Say, why don't you color the helmets something other than white? Maybe camoflage or something. Just a suggestion.

Wedge Antillies said...

NO! Leave them white.

* Jon, they are much easier to aim at when they are white. *

White makes you look... thinner, yes. A thin clone is a happy clone, so keep them white.

The built in iPod is pretty cool too. Maybe I can send you some subliminal... I mean really good tunes for you to enjoy?

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Fluke, they'll be fine, what do you think they do during the long transit times between missions/stations?

And they are very spif, AOC, glad you liked the iPod feature, my song list is on my laptop if you want to down load it. Just stay out of my 'pictures' file

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Is that what you guys get excited about?
man...

...
psst!
Check out Oneida's 'Pictures' file.
;D