Anyhow, I saved the worst for last and headed over to the Jedi Temple.
Man that’s a lot of steps. I am little winded when I get to the top. A trooper better get in shape if he’s climbing these stairs any time soon.
Then I heard a small voice.
‘Hey, mister. Why didn’tcha use the escalator?”
I look at what has to be one of the smallest Jedi. What that hanging out of his nose? A crayon?
I turn on the official charm. “Hi, kiddo. Can you tell me if Anakin Skywalker is home?”
“My name is Harvey. I like Cheetos and wrasseling, just like my hero”
I nod pleasantly. “Uhh, that nice. But is Skywalker in the Temple”
“Master Yoda not here. He with his big brother, Baboo”
Dang, this kid isn’t the brightest lightsaber in the room. “What?? Come on kid, just…”
“My name is Harvey. Master Windu has smelly feet. Do you have smelly feet? Wanna see what we learned in Jedi class today”
“I’ll tell you what ki… Harvey, you can show me what you learned and then take me to Skywalker, Okay?”
“Okay, it called Force push” Harvey look at me and pushes his hand out slowly. I felt the slightest tap on my chest
I start walking to the Temple door. “That great Harvey, I am sure you make a great Jedi, someday. Now can we…”
“Wait wait I can do better” Harvey looks and pushes faster. Something hit my chest like a charging Banta and I am flung down the Temple Stairs.
Screaming like a protocol droid all the way.
It’s going to be a long afternoon.
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Have to have a talk with Harvey I will. Been able to push you down the stairs the first time he tried, he should have.
Does a crayon in the nose increase or decrease a Jedi's Force abilities?
awww, poor TK266. I'd try to get you out of serving papers if I could.
And I'm going to ignore your comment about handmaidens and captain Typho. Perhaps you'd do better if you came up with some lines :)
Lt. Cmdr: what do you mean lines of my own. I have mad pick up skills. Just listen and learn.
1: You look just like a sand raider I knew on Tatoonine.
2: for a wookie you have great hair (make sure you are talking to a female wookie first).
3: If you ever woner what a trooper wears under his armor, this may be your lucky night.
4: You aren't a little short for this stormtrooper? (only use on Jawas or Ewoks)
Yeah, like I said mad pick up skills
shoot AOC - I could push you down the stairs and not break a nail.....:)
Very suave, TK266. I just can't imagine why you aren't swarmed with women all the hours of the day
Harvey: the future generation of Jedi. This is the real reason why order 67 was issued.
Fell for it like a handmaiden hearing one of Captain Typho’s lines for the first time. LOL great line.
Lt. Cmdr: Me too, I don't understand either. ;P
Okay, you got me. That was kinda funny. :D
You confused me... Uh Ill come back when I figure this one out.
"Fell for it like a handmaiden hearing one of Captain Typho’s lines for the first time."
Ha Ha Ha - ain't it the truth!
Anyway, Anakin is like out saving the galaxy, shuh.
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