Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Clones Gone Wild

Its been a slow week on Coruscant for our unit. The Lt. Cmdr is still away at Big Brother: Naboo and we have been given some R&R time.

Several of the Troopers in the unit have taken to following some kind of space soap opera on the Holonet about a Private Jusdon or Hudson or something. They seem obsessed with the story, which they insist is real. Of course they are all Batch 3 clones, so what can you expect. (to find out more about Batch 3 click here and here )

After spending the morning on duty, I headed back to the barracks to change out of the armor and then I am off to the Coruscant Archives.

When I get to the barracks it seem like all heck is breaking loose inside.

“Game over Man!! Game over”

“Some one save Huxley”

“Ahhhhh, Bug Hunt!!!!”

“Cover Galacta!! Now quick!!”

The voices roared through the hall, along with the sound of some kind of small arms fire like a Tatoonine slug shooter.

As I burst in to the room mayhem is every where. I see several troopers flipping bunks over, diving behind lockers and running like mad.

“I’m Private Hudson, and I am here to save you” shouts a trooper

What kind of blaster does that trooper have?

“No way man, I’m Hudson and it game over for you” Yell another clone.

“Well. I’m the real Hudson. Me and Boba are protecting Queen Galacta!”

What in the name of the Kamino makers is going on here? Why does that trooper have a wig on and where did he get the cantaloupes from? And where did that kid come from? (looks kind of funny)

I shout at the top of my voice “What the is going on here! Why have you thrashed this place!”

They all stop and look at me.

“Uhh, we were just trying to be like Private Hudson. You know from the Holonet” one trooper say sheepishly

“Yeah, we just play acting” another chimes in. “General Kenobi says it good for us to have heroes. I think he meant him, but we like Hudson better”

I look around at the mess and the weird outfits. “Okay, your lot are Hudson, and DK 198 is some kind of blonde alien…”

“Uh that Queen Galacta” one trooper informs me

“Okay, then Queen Galacta. But your in a wig” I reply

“Yeah” say DK 198 “ I got lucky to play the Queen”

Got Lucky???

“And you in the lazy boy, who are you supposed to be” I called out

“I am Vasquez!.” He calls back

Another clone yell, “you don’t look any thing like Vasquez!!! Look at my outfit.”

Vasquez?? Who is Vasquez????

“Yarrggggg! Grrrrrr… Look at me, I’m a Xenomorph! Grrrr” Trooper ML 567 shouts as he runs into the room.

Just as I think this is all going to go even more wrong, Commander Cody walked into the barracks.

“Thank goodness you are here Commander” I begin to say, “There is something very wrong going on here”

“ I can see that, trooper.” Commander Cody say with authority, “I was supposed to get to be Queen Galacta!! Damm you, Damm you all for starting without me”

I just head out of the barracks and hope Lt. Cmdr. Oneida come back soon. Really soon.


Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I am Vasquez!.” He calls back
Another clone yells, “you don’t look any thing like Vasquez!!! Look at my outfit.”


Oh, and TK266, remind me to order you all some more fitted black tee shirts, they look very good on you all. I'll be back soon enough. And at least they didn't want you to play the Queen :)

Wedge Antillies said...

This is why Clones should be outlawed! Without CONSTANT supervision they start doing strange things.

Commander, get a leash for these people or there will be hell to pay!

Private Hudson said...

Wow, I'm so honored to be honroed like this!

So, uh, the one playing Vasquez, is she available? She is a she, right?

F.O.O.F. said...

I don't see what the big deal is.
Me and Frack play 'Hide the Fluke' all the time.

Jango Fett said...

You crazy clones. You remind me of me! :)

Norbert Huntington IV said...

You request for the location of said base may be found in the map room in section 12 of the Galactic Map wing. I believe the reference points are 24374.l66235 by g336627.8863 by 99u833.6645s.

Thank you for your inquiry.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Wedge, I think me having them on a leash would take my relationship with my clones to a level I'm not prepared to deal with ;)

And they do strange things with supervision, just as long as they don't blow anything up, it's all good.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

and double HA, wedge. Norbert just gave me the location of your secret rebel base. Troops will be stopping by soon.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Oh, actually, TK266, I diverted those clones to deal with a small issue the Senator and I were having regarding a video tape on BB:N. They'll get to that base eventually.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Rats!! foiled again, by the Lt. Cndr. need to have troopers recover another "classified" tape. What is that now 17, 18 times this had happened. :)

Wedge, could you please stay were you are for another week and not prepeare for an attack. Please!

flu said...

Looks like F.O.O.H. in the making.

Someone needs to warn Hudson.

Jabafatboy said...

Huxley , huxley, huxley.... I'll save her, me i'll do it i'll do it. i'll do it.

DANG lost out again !!!!

Commander Cody said...

Yes thats me. I just saw my picture.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You know, I never noticed that before, but vasquez and the clones do look a lot alike.