I have been assigned to serve failure to appear notices to lowlife on this planet. I am a highly trained combat ready trooper and I get to do mailbot duty.
Oh well. Ours is not to reason why… How bad could it be. Let’s see who is on the list:
Beedo the Rodian, 1809 Greenway Lane
Mudda the Hutt, Landing Bay 17
Thacha the Hutt, Hutt Trailerville space 119
Bricka the Hutt, 560987 Oteenie Way
a Mandalorian, Hotel Denoucement, Room 13 (save that one for the next guy)
and oh man! You have got to be kidding me:
Anakin Skywalker, Jedi Temple.
The universe hates me.
8 comments:
I wouldn't say the 'verse hates you, but it certainly seems to like laughing at you.
If you don't want to serve Anakin's papers, run it by the Chacellor's office to, umm, ensure that it's not a clerical error that Skywalker is being served. And make sure it goes to his majordomo, not his secretary, Nancy, she's cute, but a bit scatter brained.
Hey while your at the Temple could you take out the trash for me please. Cant seem to get any of the Jedi to do it....thanks AOC.
Bring your blaster...
Uhh, I have silly pets? I have pets? I have an over eager CO, but I don't think he qualifies as a pet, per say.
Take a deep breath, Wedge. Good, now let it out.
I'm all for clones finding their true selves and standing up for their rights. I do like Wedge's idea regarding the holonet, hmm
Maybe you should make new Clone friends. If the Universe hatesyou they will come to your house and place detonators everywhere.
Just a thought
If you feel you need to vent, TK226, please don't hesitate. I'm sure if you have repressed feelings, you'll feel better once you get them off your chest. Just don't vent when other officers around, they get fussy about that respect your 'higher ranking officer' thing. And if you are going to screech, let me know so I can wear ear plugs :)
Wedge: I guess that why your leader of "Rogue Squadron". I hear the tag line now "he don't play by the rules, he just get the job done". wasn't that also the tag line for every Mel Gibson cop film.
Just remember it that kind of independent, thinking on you own attitude, that will get a democrat...I mean rebel back in the Chancellery.
Whinging clones but then what do you expect when you're all cloned from Maoris?
Give it to me, I'd hand it to that punk Skywalker.
You can then go back to your Lt Commander and say that you've done it.
I'm glad to see that Luke didn't turn out like his dad. He broke the cycle.
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