Thursday, March 16, 2006

At the Klone Store.

I hail a cab and make my way to Coco Town, where Kaninoan Kat Kloning (K.K.K.) is located. Wow, this is pretty sketchy for the cliental this place is supposed to have.

I am dropped about 1 block from K.K.K.. I pass McDooku’s, Dex’s Diner and Hutt’s house of discount robes (is that Kenobi leaving??), before arriving at Kaninoan Kat Kloning.

When I enter the storefront, I am confronted by a flapping of wings.

“Hey, whatas the big idea? You trying to knock me down big guy?”

A Toydarian??? That not what I expected. I look at him askance.

“Hey Cyclops, nice mustache” the Toydarian laughs “youa looking for a clone…I mean Klone pet, ehhh?”

“Of course, why else would I be here? I wanted to find the perfect pet.”

“Weel, I thinka I havea the perfect pet fora bigga guy like you. Howa ‘bout a womp rat. Youa look likea womp rat guy”

I try to laugh jovially “Ha Ha. No, my flying friend I am looking for a cat.” Now to use my sly transition. “And I only want the best kind of clone… I mean Klone. Is your cloner a Kaninoan?”

“Firstly, we don’t have cats. And our cloner, he’sa not a Kaninoan, I thinka he a jawa…yeah thatsa right he a jawa. And he’s away right now, so youa can’t talk to him. In fact youa should go now.”

Uhh, the name on the door Say "Kaninoan Kat Kloning, and your saying you have neither cats or Kaninoans?”

“You musta read it wrong, good day to you funny eye patch and mustache man”

“Listen hear, I have a lot of credits and I want to spend them on a clone…I mean Klone cat. Come on, what do you say?”

“Hmmm, lotso credits you say? Let see what the Chance Cube says! Red you leave, Blue you can give me the credits and maybe I’ll see if we have a cat in stock”

The Toydarian rolls his chance cube.

“What is that???” I scream. As the Toydarian turns his head to look I flip the cube to a blue side.

“Whata you talking about, I don’t see any thing. Blue!! Hmmm, I don’t know how but you cheated! The deal is broken, you must go!”

A claming voice floats into the room “That is enough Matto. Let Alpha Three-001 stay. He and I have much to catch up since his last visit. The plan is almost complete. And nice mustache A3-001”

A3-001??? The first Batch 3 clone? But, he was killed in the “Cherry Bomb in the Toilet” incident right after we were stationed on Coruscant.

I turn and am greeted by Lemur Su, the Kaninoan responsible for the error in making Batch 3.


Jango Fett said...

She looks fimilar in the picture. I wonder who can it be?

Wedge Antillies said...

I'm sorry, but those Komanians give me the whillies.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What's worse than a wookie with bad hair?

A kamino with a soar throat!

Badum bum!

Thank you, I'll be here all everning.

JawaJuice said...

What’s wrong with a pet Womprat? I had a bet Womprat once. His name was squiggles. I had him for eight hours before mom put him in the pot.
That night we ate like kings!

flu said...

Death by a cherry bomb in the toilet?

*pshaw*... that's nothing...

...try eating Mustafarian Moost-Mex sometime...

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Men are so stupid...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Hey, Happy Mask, we might be dumb and we might be clueless, but at least we're n...

What was that third thing you said?

Son Goku said...

mmmm Womp rat Hey Hppy mask Sales woman I represent that that remark! wait that's not right.

Jabafatboy said...

cherry bomb in toilet incident !!

Man that kinda thing really burns my butt!!

I mean its always at the seat of the problem !!

When it happens I get so Flushed !!

Well I guess its time ta put a lid on it !!

Jaina Solo said...


Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Okay TK266, I apologize. You may be trained to be a soldier and not a scientist but if you were really that stupid we'd have gotten rid of you by now, right? So I guess I was sorta wrong. You guys do deserve more credit.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

TK266 is not at all stupid, he is very capable. He's one of my favorite clone troopers. Not his fault he missed out on some flash programing when he was young.

Gyrobo said...

I can't even count how many drones Roboshrub Inc. lost over the years to toilet-related incidents.

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Who are your other favourite clones?
What do they look like?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Happy Masked Saleswomen: and we prefer the "term dumb as a stump" or "dumb as a bush". It’s less demeaning then stupid :P