Tuesday, March 07, 2006

The Clonies

This year at the ‘Clonies’ I lost again in the category of best supporting, supporting, supporting role in a training video to George Cloney.

This is the third year this has happened to me. Oh Well, I’ll try again next year.

Surprisingly, this was not the most controversial issue of the night. MD 48 and BS 23 were presenters this year.

Right in the middle of announcing the best Clone in a supporting role for the Chancellor (Commander Bly and Commander Gree were up for that one), MD 48 and BS 23 went way off script.

What is up with that? I am all for letting a clone be a clone, but get an room. Next year maybe we will get through the show without controversy.


Vampirella said...

lol I am surprised you didnt ask to join :P

Jango Fett said...

I like those clones! Any chance of getting their comlink numbers?

Wedge Antillies said...

AOC, if it weren't for the controversy, no one would bother watching.

Wedge Antillies said...

If a clone falls for another clone, is that just narcisism?

Where did female clones come from? I thought you were all from one guy. Did something happen with Batch 3?

If two clones are 'doing it' is that considered incest, or masturbation?

have I had too much coffee this morning or what?

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Way too much coffee, Wedge. And that female clone on the left looks a bit mean. Sorry you didn't get an award, TK266

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Vampi: I have enough trouble figureing out what to do with one.

Jango: Yeah I think their number was 1-555-W0N-TD8U

Wedge: good quesion on where the female clones come from. I am not sure, but it might be some other facility that Kamoino. And yes maybe too much coffee.

Lt. Cmdr: they both look a little grumpy and thanks

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Yeah, I went back and looked at the one on the left, she looks mean, and it looks like she has some angry red eyes. I can't make the picute bigger to be sure, but yikes, not a good photo. I'll have to show my intern who always looks goofy in pictures. At least now she can take some solace that at least she doesn't look evil in them.

How much time do you spend pondering these things, Wedge? I think you need a girlfriend, or maybe more paper work.

Private Hudson said...

Sure, two chicks kiss each other and it's all hot. Two guys kiss each other and it's foofoo.

I just noticed that's all.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Hudson, ixnay on the issingkay enmay or heytay illway nowkay it asway ouyay and emay...I eanmay omesay theroay lonecay. (whew, duck that bomb)