Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Kitty Hunt Begins...

Where should I start trying to track down the kitten? I can’t head over to Naboo, due to my duties on Coruscant. Let me see what clues I might garner from the photo the Lt. Cmdr sent me.

*examines photo for several hour*

Well, there seem to be some kind of medallion on his neck. Let’s get a blow up of that.

*spend next 5 hours enhancing, rendering and studying the photo*

What is that? It’s some kind of strange writing that I have never seen before. I’ll head over to the Coruscant archives and to talk with the Master Archivist, Norbert Huntington IV, about these markings.

A Little While Later At The Archives.

“Hi, I’ll like to see Mr. Huntington”

“Sorry he is busy. Thank you. come again.”

“Uh… well can you help me?”

*loud sigh* “I guess…What do you need?”

“I have this enhanced picture, but can’t figure out what it means. Can you run a spectral analysis, a CAT scan, carbon dating and a full dilithium crystal diagnosis?”

“It’s a photograph, you moron. Do you even know what your talking about?”

“Uhh…No, research isn’t my strong suit and I didn’t want to look dumb.”

“Oh, good luck on that *mumbels... dumb @ss*.”

“Well… can you help with the photo? I’ve been examining it all morning and can’t make out what it says.”

“Oh wow, you rendered this yourself??”

“Yes, and it only took me several hours.”

“Oh, you are quite the Microsith PhotoHuttshop master, aren’t you?”

“Yeah, I guess I did do a good job.” (smiles proudly). “But, I still can’t make out the markings.”

*cough,moron,cough,idiot,cough* “Yes, quite nice. Here let me help you out.” *takes the photo and turns it over* “Ah, yes, now I think you might be able to solve the mystery.” *cough,Shaggy,cough*

*Takes the photo back with a wince*

“Uh...yeah I knew that, I was just testing you.”

*examines the photo again. (thinks to myself: well, its not like I can just call Grievous Hmmmmm.... Hmmmm whats this at the bottom)

(Still thinking to myself: I wonder what madebykkk means, maybe it the name of a planet or a person, yeah a person. It sound like a Wookie name…Wookies have fur…kittens have fur…yes, I think I have found another clue)

"Ummm…sorry to bother you again, but can you help me look up a Wookie by the name of Madebykkk?"

The archivist glares at me, “Sir, that is a cat collar, right?”

I nod in the affirmative.

“I think it says Made By K.K.K”…stares at The blank look on my face. “Kaminoian Kat Kloning. They are a business that Clone pets for the super rich. Because of the copy right on the name Kamino Clone, they use the cute spelling: Klone”

I continues to look a little puzzled. “So your saying, I should not be looking for a Wookies named Madebykkk?”

The archivist start rubbing here head.

“Anyhow, where would I find this Kaminoian Kat Kloning!”

The archivist finally snaps, “Oh, I don’t know, but why don’t you look in the phone book!!! I can not believe I trained for 12 years to get questions this dim. It’s as bad as helping Kenobi read a map!”

Ok someone woke up grouchy today; I wave good by to the archivist and start to head back to base to plan my next move.

The archivist yells after me “Oh, and I would think twice about showing up at K.K.K. wearing your white armor!”

What did she mean by that?


Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Wow. You sure are a master detective. You're like a real live Sherlock Jones or something.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

no jon, I am like Sherlock Clones

flu said...

or, like sheriff Roscoe P. Clonetrain.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Good work TK266. I'm sure you'll have this all figured out by the time I'm out of the hosue.

The Silent Clone WK315 said...

Looks like I not the only one who has a new assignment.

Good luck comrade!

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Excellent work! It's like we can count on you clones for anything, except foot massages.
And don't worry about Jocasta, she's always that bitchy.

Trunks said...

At least the clones in your Galaxy are useful . all we goot here is that dork Superboy, and like trillions of Spider-man clones that evreyone hates, stupid spider clones

HOLG said...


I can now see why they say droids are smarter then clones.

Jango Fett said...

Droids are smarter than the clones.
*Thinks to himself*

JawaJuice said...

So, can they clone any type of pet there? I want to build a sea-monkey army.

Great final lines, btw