Thursday, March 09, 2006

When a Lt. Cmdr. Holos at You...

Lt. Cmdr. Oneida sent me a Holo-Gram™ with instruction to only play it when I was alone. I went off to one of the smaller rec rooms and locked the door. I place the Holo-Gram™ on the table and pushed the play button.

A fuzzy image of the Lt. Cmdr. appeared on the table in front of me.






(What is she wearing? It looks like one of Senator Amidala’s travel outfits)

“TK 266, I need to you do something for me while I am stuck here on Naboo. You have served me in well in the Clone Wars and I need you assistance. As you may know, General Grievous was a member of this household for a short time. He brought along with him a kitten. General Grievous claims the kitten ran away before he left the house, but I am not certain. I believe… (*music start in the background ‘You'll never find another love like mine… Some other one-eye guy, who needs you like I do’*)…WOULD YOU PLEASE TURN THAT DOWN, I’M WORKING HERE...but that is kinda sweet…”

( I still can’t get over that outfit. What is up with it?)

“As I was saying TK 266, I believe that there was something amiss with that kitten. I need you to track it down and find out where that kitten went and what is doing now. (*music in the background ‘But I'm the one who loves you, And there's no one else, no-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh one else’*) The Lt. Cmdr. Turns, glares and points at someone off camera and the music turns down to an indistinct level.

She then turns back to the camera.


“Help me TK266, You're my only hope…Well not my only hope, but Delta and Epsilon Groups are busy, E775, WK 315, PK 117 and Lt. Brain are in transit. So that left you, four of the Batch 3 clone and Private Hudson. So more of a last hope thing really. Attached is a picture of the suspect, but it aware it might have changed it looks. When you get any information let me know.”

The image fades out. I take a look at the ‘suspect’. Awwwww he’s cute.

This should be easy.

14 comments:

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

What's wrong with what I'm wearing? It's an outfit that's just a bit ahead of it's time, that's all. Anyways, the rest of my stuff needs to be washed, so it's what I have that's clean.

Jango Fett said...

Oneida you look good in white. :)

Rebel Soldier said...

*shoots at Army of clone with a rebel blaster rifle*




*runs away*

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

It's a very nice robe. You're not part of Polyphonic Spree are you?

The Silent Clone WK315 said...

Delta and Epsilon Groups are busy, E775, WK 315, PK 117 and Lt. Brain are in transit

to where?

Rebel Soldier said...

a Clone trooper? wow, its real odd for a REBEL to see a CLONE TROOPER.....

oh wait i remember something..i shot at Army of Clone. hopefully he dosent see me! *runs away again*

Wedge Antillies said...

That outfit looks vaugely familiar... Oh yeah, that is one of the bathrobes from the Naboo Hilton!

This may seem like a simple task AOC, but with your limited capabilities it may be a bigger challenge than you think!

And you, Rebel Soldier, be more careful with that blaster! You may miss him and hit someone else!

* Dang ground-pounders! *

Gyrobo said...

Don't let your guard down! He's a monster! He killed 86 of my fellow robot/clown hybrids during the uprising!

Never let him smell your fear.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I never realized that you were a robot clown hybrid. That's like 2 kinds of evil.

Magdalena said...

Jon I agree the only thing worse than clowns is vampire bunnies


AOC if the kitten doesnt have a home I will take it I love cats :)

flu said...

Did you check the microwave?

Captain Typho said...

Hmm. Interesting background music...

JawaJuice said...

Dang! Haven't I already eaten that thing?
It's got more lives than...well...you know.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Lt. cmdr: Nothings wrong per say, it just seems strange that your wearing PAdme'c lothing. I guess old habits die hard.

Rebel Soldier: Ha Ha you missed, just look at my armor...wait where did this blast mark come from ...Barriss, I need a little help here.

WK315: don't know the Lt. cmdr didn't say.

Wedge: thanks for the vote of confidance, Where you calling from...stay on the line for just a few... dang he hung up

Typho: It is intresting, I just wonder who was singing?