Friday, March 24, 2006

How To Save The Republic Without Even Trying!

I run. I run like my life depend on it (oh wait it does).

From behind me I hear the outraged screams of Lemur Su, “K.I.T.K.A.Ts!!! Attack!! Bar his escape!”

Give me a break. I mean really, give me a break. I’ll break me off a piece of a K.I.T.K.A.Ts baring me..

I look over my shoulder as I run.

Sith spit, that’s a lot of psycho kitties. I run into the cloning facility and block the door.

I have got to find a place to hide and think for a minute. I hear a noise and …Ahhhhhh

"Jehavey'ir !!" (Ambush) I yell.

I fire back, while jumping out of the way. I hit the K.I.T.K.A.T and run on. Dang, I didn’t realize the K.I.T.K.A.Ts had chameleon ability. That one just changed the color of its fur. I run on trying to think. I slow and duck into a training room.

You have got to be kidding me!!!

“I HAVE MEW NOW!” purrs the Dark Jedi Kitten

I fire twice!

OK bad idea. (note to self, when shooting at someone trained in the Jedi ways, make sure I have more people on my side) I shoot out the light and duck back out the door. I make a mad dash for the outside of the building.


That sounded like an AT-TE’s heavy gun! Here?? How??

I run out the doors of the cloning facility and am greeted by a wonderful sight.

The AT-TE a firing thousands of balls of yarn at the K.I.T.K.A.Ts. Clone troopers are spraying catnip everywhere. Groups of Clone commandos are assaulting the K.I.T.K.A.Ts with Maribou Feather Cat Play Toy. The K.I.T.K.A.Ts are in disarray and being easily scooped up by Coruscant Animal Control.

I see Commander Bly off in the distance securing Lemur Su. I run up and snap a salute.

“No need for that TK-266.”

“but??…you?…” I stammer

“Lt. Cmdr. Oneida contacted us on here way back from Naboo and informed us of your undercover operation. She stated she received a call from you and over heard you extracting information from Lemur Su. We tracked your com signal and showed up before you could claim all the glory.” Commander Bly smiled good naturedly at me.

“By the way, Lt. Cmdr. Oneida joking asked if you contacted her by accident. She is so funny…like she would be on your com link’s speed dial.” Now Bly laughs heartily.

“Yeah…Ha Ha…that would be crazy to have her on my speed dial…ha ha.” I nervously reply.

Lemur Su begins to be taken away, but turn to face me. “I would have ruled the galaxy!! My plan was perfect and would have succeeded if it wasn’t for you meddling….”

“Just shut up and get in the transport.” Bly barked, “it’s off to jail for you.”

I glance back at the battle field littered with yarn and then I hop on another transport heading back to base. What a day!

Maybe the Lt. Cmdr will be home...


Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I'll be back soon, AOC. Job well done

Jabafatboy said...

Speed Dial, ONieda ?

Im beginnin ta think that the ones who DONT have her on speed dial are the minority

Barriss Offee said...

Good job but I think one of those cats got away!

Master Yoda said...

A mighty warrior, the Dark Jedi Kitten is. Fortunate to have escaped with your life, you are.

Vegeta said...

Now kittens ae getting into the evil game? glad I wnet to the other side then

Jaina Solo said...

Good one AOC. Perhaps you'll get a promotion

Vampirella said...

well done AOC because I couldnt have resisted the kitten ask anyone who has been to my mansion I have lots of them

JawaJuice said...

Very exciting. Glad you made it out okay.
Now I'm tired. I need to take a nap in the sun by the window.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Man, I could have sent Sniffy as a reinforcement, but she was just adopted by the Naboo Orphanage.