“What is it, A3-001? Have I aged that much in the last 3 years? Do I look old to you now?”
“uhh…No. It just I wasn’t to expecting you. And the Toydarian threw me off.”
We begin to walk to the through a door in the back of the shop and down a long hallway
“I understand, but that is his job. Your disguise is much better than the hat you wore last time. Well, why have you come here? The plan is almost ready and we don’t want anything to interfere with it.”
“Oh yeah the Plan. I’m curious about how the kitten that belongs to General Grievous works into the plan?...And I only ask because that Lt. Cmdr that is on that show with him contacted one of the clone about the animal.”
“WHAT!!! Are you saying someone is onto the plan??? What has become of that clone and the commander?”
I try not to panic (much) “The clone has been taken care of. I am impersonating him and can communicate with the commander when I have need. No one else know of this” I stammer out.
“Oh, I should have never tried to get that kitten close to Yoda. That plan failed when that annoying little Jawa ate it. I still don’t understand how that jawa managed to capture that kitten after all its training. But then again he did help lead to the downfall of the lemur clone army I helped Darth Wuv create.”
“But do not to worry, A3-001. We have improved on that plan ten fold. With our K.I.T.K.A.Ts almost fully trained and in place all over the Republic we should have no trouble taking over.”
I must have had that confused look again.
“I am sorry A3-001. I forget you haven’t received the latest acronyms code book. K.I.T.K.A.Ts are the Kitten Infiltration Tactical Klone Attack Teams. I can not tell you hard it is to come with acronyms when the phrase clone is trademarked.”
“Excuse me? You're worried about trademark infringement? Are you kidding me?”
“Oh my poor naive clone. Taking over the galaxy is one thing, F***ing with intellectual property rights lawyers…even I am not that crazy. Come with me and I will show you how much work has been done since your last visit”
We reach an elevator and being to make our way down into the depths of the Coco District.
6 comments:
intellectual property rights lawyers
scurge of the galaxies.
And why do I suddenly feel even more creeped out by Kaminoans?
Aged a lot in the past 3 years, Lemur Su has. Tell by the laugh lines around the mouth, you can.
I'm suprised he keeps failing the exam. He's supposed to be the chosen one.
I've always wondered, who *chose* him in the first place?
Also, might you mean acronyms rather than anagrams?
But you're doing a wonderful job. Much better work than I ever thought possible for a clone.
...I'm sorry, that was discriminatory. You're doing excellently. Keep up the good work!
I agree Yoda. He aged a lot since the last time I saw him before I went to Naboo for BBN.
Werid.
that is one weird looking race. And I've seen some weird looking aliens.
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