Due to the fact that a certain X-Wing pilot wanted to talk about clones, I will return the favor with a Q&A. Feel free to add you own.
Q. How do you know your date with the X-Wing pilot is half over?
A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my X-Wing?"
Q: How do you know if there is a X-wing r pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God and X-Wing r pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's an X-Wing pilot.
Q: What's the difference between an X-Wing pilot and a X-Wing engine?
A: An X-Wing engine stops whining when the X-Wing shuts down.
Take that, Rebel scum :P