Thursday, August 31, 2006

What With Those X-Wing Pilots?

Due to the fact that a certain X-Wing pilot wanted to talk about clones, I will return the favor with a Q&A. Feel free to add you own.

Q. How do you know your date with the X-Wing pilot is half over?
A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my X-Wing?"

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Q: How do you know if there is a X-wing r pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.


Q: What's the difference between God and X-Wing r pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's an X-Wing pilot.


Q: What's the difference between an X-Wing pilot and a X-Wing engine?
A: An X-Wing engine stops whining when the X-Wing shuts down.


Take that, Rebel scum :P


Erifia Apoc said...

Q: What's the differnce between a Clone and a Chair?

A: The Clone can be sacrificed for the greater good.

Long live the Rebellion that doesn't exist yet! (For me)

Darth Nepharia said...

X-Wing Fighter: it's all about him and what he has between his legs (not me, obviously).

Clone: obedience without question. I like that in a man. :D

Professor Xavier said...

Q: What's the difference between a clone and Conan O'Brien?

A: Conan has a pompadour.

Wait, I don't think I did that right.

Skywalker said...

It's not how big your engine is, it how fast it goes. *wink*

Wedge Antillies said...


Ahem! I am sensing a bit a of sarchasm in those questions and answers. As if you did not think they were really true.

Q: How many clones does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 23 - One to screw in the bulb, and 22 to protect him with their night vision goggles.

See?!? Now that is a... Oh wait, that's not really funny is it?

No, I got it,

Q: How many clones does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 5 - One to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair he is standing on.


flu said...

OH, What fun! I wanna try!

Q: How do you break an x-wing fighter's finger?

A: Punch him in the nose!!! A-HAHHAHHA

Q: What do you call a pimple on an x-wing pilot's butt?

A: brain tumor!!! A-hAHAHHAhahHAhahhaha

Q; How do you catch an x-wing pilot?

A: Wait until he goes for a drink of water, then slam the toilet lid down on his head!!!! AHHH-HAHHAHAHHAAA

Q: Why are x-wing pilot jokes so short?

A: 'cause the people that tell them can't remember long ones!! A_HAHAHHAHA... uh, wait a sec...

Lolth said...


You are smart and funny I could use a king :)

Jaina Solo said...

That cuts me right to the heart Tak. We aren't that bad. Sure the guys call me the Trickster Goddess but they don't mean it...

Leia Skywalker Solo said...

Those X-Wing pilots are pretty cocky, but I guess you have to be... when it's all you know :p

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

yeah, but something about Wedge in the orange uniform...

But I <3 my clones :)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Ranae, it's OK to (heart) your clones, but I don't think you should (spade) or (club) them. I guess you could give them a (diamond) if you want to.

See, they're all suits in a card deck, get it?

Erifia Apoc said...

Yes Jon, we all got it. *Sigh* (lol)

NandeHi said...

***rolls eyes*** Me thinks your jealous! :)

Florence said...

To x-wing or not to x-wing, that is the question.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

X-Wings... pah! TIE interceptor any day!!!!!!!

"Fi" said...

u know what?? that isn't very i'll shoot a joke rite back at ya - Q: how many stormtroopers does it take 2 change a lightbulb? A: 2. one 2 change it and one 2 shoot him & take the cred.

"fi" said...

p.s. sorry 'bout my spelling.

"fi" said...

and i meant the x-wing jokes. and the clone jokes.

"fi" said...

ugh. never mind.

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