Q. How do you know your date with the X-Wing pilot is half over?
A. He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my X-Wing?"
Q: How do you know if there is a X-wing r pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: What's the difference between God and X-Wing r pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's an X-Wing pilot.
Q: What's the difference between an X-Wing pilot and a X-Wing engine?
A: An X-Wing engine stops whining when the X-Wing shuts down.
Take that, Rebel scum :P
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Q: What's the differnce between a Clone and a Chair?
A: The Clone can be sacrificed for the greater good.
Long live the Rebellion that doesn't exist yet! (For me)
X-Wing Fighter: it's all about him and what he has between his legs (not me, obviously).
Clone: obedience without question. I like that in a man. :D
Q: What's the difference between a clone and Conan O'Brien?
A: Conan has a pompadour.
Wait, I don't think I did that right.
It's not how big your engine is, it how fast it goes. *wink*
Those X-Wing pilots are pretty cocky, but I guess you have to be... when it's all you know :p
yeah, but something about Wedge in the orange uniform...
But I <3 my clones :)
Ranae, it's OK to (heart) your clones, but I don't think you should (spade) or (club) them. I guess you could give them a (diamond) if you want to.
See, they're all suits in a card deck, get it?
Yes Jon, we all got it. *Sigh* (lol)
***rolls eyes*** Me thinks your jealous! :)
To x-wing or not to x-wing, that is the question.
X-Wings... pah! TIE interceptor any day!!!!!!!
u know what?? that isn't very nice...so i'll shoot a joke rite back at ya - Q: how many stormtroopers does it take 2 change a lightbulb? A: 2. one 2 change it and one 2 shoot him & take the cred.
p.s. sorry 'bout my spelling.
and i meant the x-wing jokes. and the clone jokes.
ugh. never mind.
Thanks for the post, pretty helpful data.
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