Thursday, September 07, 2006

Smells Like Teen Spirt?

One of the great things about being a Clone Trooper is the missions. You get to go to exotic lands, meet great people and kill droids. Not to mention you get to blow crap up, which is fun no matter who you are. The down side is many of the people who lead the missions.

I have had to work with a wide variety of the Jedi Master during my service. One of the things I have discovered is each one has a distinctive smell. Weird, I know. It gets to the point where you can tell you will lead the mission when they enter in the back of the room just by the way the smell.

Here are some examples.

mace-windu
Mace Windu’s distinctive smell: Coco butter skin lotion and Lilacs.

obiwan-kenobi
Obi Wan Kenobi’s distinctive smell: Old Spice and stale beer.

yoda
Master Yoda’s distinctive smell: Gym towel left in locker over a hot weekend.


anakin-ep2
Anakin Skywalker’s Distinctive smell (after the start of the Clone Wars): Tag Body spray and 3-in-1 robotic arm oil


Anakin_small
Anakin Skywalker’s Distinctive smell (Towards the end of the Clone Wars): Hair mousse and Obsession for Jedi cologne


aayla
Aayla Secura’s distinctive smell: Who cares, you get to hang out with Aayla



And one from the distance future:
vadergg01
Darth Vader’s Distinctive smell: English Leather and baked ham.

18 comments:

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Oh, I fell off my chair. LMAO!!!! I need to 'snif' around and test this.

Skywalker said...

Earl, man, I anit even goingto metion what you smell like. But I do see you failed to metion it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

Master Obi-Wan said...

*snifs robe* By the Force! It does smell like beer! Who has been in my closet?

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Good times.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

What are you doing sniffing the Jedi Masters? It's creepy, I say!

Erifia Apoc said...

So... What you are saying.... Is you prefered Aayla to me... I mean... But I do guess I've never taken you on a mission. Tak... You and I need to get together and do a mission. I want to know what I smell.

Magdalena said...

yeah What do us other women smell like Tak

we demmand a post about us ;)

Onslaught said...

While Aayla may be a hottie (sorry Erifia) there is something a little creepy about those giant tumors on the back of her head (again, sorry Erifia).

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Actually, Tak smells quite nice, well at least after showers. I always think of the smell of gun cleaner when I think of my troops.

At least Vader doesn't smell like burnt bacon wrapped in sweaty leather :)

Erifia Apoc said...

Tumors?! That's part of my brain... And Aayla isn't a hottie... Hmph...

Darth Nepharia said...

Selera never said anything about how Obiwan and Maul smell. She did say there was a distince air of static when Palpatine came around tho.

Florence said...

You seem to have a connoisseur's nose. You should give your smell critique on the works of art I post up on WindbagandT.

I rate this post *****

Wedge Antillies said...

Tak, I think you have captured the true ages of the male species:

Tag to Mouse to Ham.

Yeah, that about sums it up, although I am more of a Roast Beef kinda guy.

Good post, my fasciest friend.

Jabafatboy said...

Dont Worry DJK: Yer gonna get a close up smell real soon.

Darth Nepharia said...

EEEeewwwww.

Randy said...

How about for Darth Vader? To quote the Emperor on Robot Chicken:
"You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon"

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Vader = English leather and baked ham... yeah that about sums it up...you might want to add burnt circuitry and electronics from time to time.

*giggle*

I agree with Florence...

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