I have had to work with a wide variety of the Jedi Master during my service. One of the things I have discovered is each one has a distinctive smell. Weird, I know. It gets to the point where you can tell you will lead the mission when they enter in the back of the room just by the way the smell.
Here are some examples.
Mace Windu’s distinctive smell: Coco butter skin lotion and Lilacs.
Obi Wan Kenobi’s distinctive smell: Old Spice and stale beer.
Master Yoda’s distinctive smell: Gym towel left in locker over a hot weekend.
Anakin Skywalker’s Distinctive smell (after the start of the Clone Wars): Tag Body spray and 3-in-1 robotic arm oil
Anakin Skywalker’s Distinctive smell (Towards the end of the Clone Wars): Hair mousse and Obsession for Jedi cologne
Aayla Secura’s distinctive smell: Who cares, you get to hang out with Aayla
And one from the distance future:
Darth Vader’s Distinctive smell: English Leather and baked ham.
14 comments:
Oh, I fell off my chair. LMAO!!!! I need to 'snif' around and test this.
Earl, man, I anit even goingto metion what you smell like. But I do see you failed to metion it. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
*snifs robe* By the Force! It does smell like beer! Who has been in my closet?
What are you doing sniffing the Jedi Masters? It's creepy, I say!
So... What you are saying.... Is you prefered Aayla to me... I mean... But I do guess I've never taken you on a mission. Tak... You and I need to get together and do a mission. I want to know what I smell.
yeah What do us other women smell like Tak
we demmand a post about us ;)
Actually, Tak smells quite nice, well at least after showers. I always think of the smell of gun cleaner when I think of my troops.
At least Vader doesn't smell like burnt bacon wrapped in sweaty leather :)
Tumors?! That's part of my brain... And Aayla isn't a hottie... Hmph...
Selera never said anything about how Obiwan and Maul smell. She did say there was a distince air of static when Palpatine came around tho.
You seem to have a connoisseur's nose. You should give your smell critique on the works of art I post up on WindbagandT.
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How about for Darth Vader? To quote the Emperor on Robot Chicken:
"You must smell like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon"
Vader = English leather and baked ham... yeah that about sums it up...you might want to add burnt circuitry and electronics from time to time.
*giggle*
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