We were on a training exercise with the Corellian Marines. The marines were on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone clone trooper standing at attention at the top of a hill.
The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.
As the marine approached the clone trooper sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.
Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the clone trooper stepped out and stood back at attention.
The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.
The clone trooper ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.
Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. The clone trooper ran into the woods.
He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.
The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.
The clone trooper ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.
Finally a terribly beaten marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.
The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one clone trooper destroyed an entire battalion of marines"
The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"
Thursday, September 28, 2006
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28 comments:
Good to see you again. Was beginning to wonder where you went.
There you go beating up those Corellian Marines again....
:D
Fight fair, Clone Troopers do not.
I thought you guys couldn't hit anything you shot at.
lol
Also glad to see you back. The HU forum hasn't been the same.
*hugs* Missed ya!!!!
slaps own forhead - good grief..... Miss ya - glad we spent some time together the other night! (ha ha ha) :)
W00t!!! another fun postt o brighten my day, yay!
xoxoxox
You have issues with Marines, don'tCHA Tak?
It kind of makes me wonder, if the trooper only saw what he thought were two, or maybe he was so beat up, all of them merged into 2 actually being 20.
But Clones usually beat Marines anyway.
Shouldn't the title be more then one???
I was thinking along the same lines as Wedge - they definitely needed some air cover.
xx
stop break dancing on Xaviers blog and start posting in the forum again :P we miss you and if you dont return soon we are sending out the search party LOL :)):)))
Please come back I need to laugh :)
I'M HAVING A PARTY IN 2 WEEKS! B THERE! NO SMOKING! JUST SOME DRINKING! NO DRUNKIES! Come to my blog nad find out and post comments to decide if u'll come.
*taps foot quickly on the floor*
hey Prof. u posted comment on my blog but r u coming to my party my master approves
I miss you Tak. :( Without your bright and happy jokes, how will I smile for the day?
who me? sorry nm and pleeze come to my party
Have you gone away on another mission with those Corellian Marines? What is the length of tour this time?
Obviously the X-Men are going to have to launch a mission to rescue Tak from whatever foul fate has overcome him. I'm picturing him chained to a desk somewhere.
Oh, no, not THAT!
Perhaps his breakdance busking is paying too well.
looking forward to your return.
xx
Ummm... any plan to return any time soon?
Despite your pro-meat stance, I miss your presence on the Heroes United Forum.
who do you guys think is the ultimate superhero?
I would have to say Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Cool. He's pretty cool, he's got the action hero wit, and he's saved the Earth, like, a bunch of times.
Have you every founded an entire super-hero franchise? No? Didn't think so.
I do think, however, that we should take up a collection to help post Tak's bail.
Tak! Say something! If you don't, we're going to have Jon start mouth-to-mouth.
If you DO, we'll have Erifia start mouth-to-mouth.
Election time is over, and we know TAK works in politics. Expect a post in the next week.
Something similar happened to me at the beach.
oh no, wait.
It didn't.
I think I was sunbathing.
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