Thursday, September 28, 2006

An Army of One??

We were on a training exercise with the Corellian Marines. The marines were on a beach doing a PT workout when the CO of the battalion looked up and saw a lone clone trooper standing at attention at the top of a hill.

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The CO was curious so he sent a marine up to see what was going on.

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As the marine approached the clone trooper sprinted into the woods, and the marine followed.

Yelling and screaming could be heard coming from the woods, seconds later the clone trooper stepped out and stood back at attention.

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The CO was still curious so he sent a squad up to investigate.

The clone trooper ran into the woods and after some yelling and screaming, came back out and stood at attention again.

Now the CO was angry so he sent an entire Platoon up to the top of the hill. The clone trooper ran into the woods.

He emerged moments later after some more yelling and screaming with no sign of the marines anywhere.

The CO had had enough, he sent the entire battalion of marines charging up the hill.

The clone trooper ran into the woods. More yelling and screaming and this time some gunfire.

Finally a terribly beaten marine crawled out of the woods and reported back to the CO.

The CO inquired "Do you mean to tell me that one clone trooper destroyed an entire battalion of marines"

The marine replied "no sir, it was a trick, there were two of them"

30 comments:

Darth Nepharia said...

Good to see you again. Was beginning to wonder where you went.

There you go beating up those Corellian Marines again....

:D

Master Yoda said...

Fight fair, Clone Troopers do not.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I thought you guys couldn't hit anything you shot at.

Warbird said...

lol

Professor Xavier said...

Also glad to see you back. The HU forum hasn't been the same.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

*hugs* Missed ya!!!!

NandeHi said...

slaps own forhead - good grief..... Miss ya - glad we spent some time together the other night! (ha ha ha) :)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

W00t!!! another fun postt o brighten my day, yay!

xoxoxox

Erifia Apoc said...

You have issues with Marines, don'tCHA Tak?

It kind of makes me wonder, if the trooper only saw what he thought were two, or maybe he was so beat up, all of them merged into 2 actually being 20.

But Clones usually beat Marines anyway.

Wedge Antillies said...

Stupid Marines! This is what happens when you go in without some air cover. If they had a couple of x-wings to help it would have taken three clones to win the battle.

Barriss Offee said...

Shouldn't the title be more then one???

Florence said...

I was thinking along the same lines as Wedge - they definitely needed some air cover.

xx

Black Widow said...

stop break dancing on Xaviers blog and start posting in the forum again :P we miss you and if you dont return soon we are sending out the search party LOL :)):)))


Please come back I need to laugh :)

Kookaburra199 said...

I'M HAVING A PARTY IN 2 WEEKS! B THERE! NO SMOKING! JUST SOME DRINKING! NO DRUNKIES! Come to my blog nad find out and post comments to decide if u'll come.

Professor Xavier said...

*taps foot quickly on the floor*

Kookaburra199 said...

hey Prof. u posted comment on my blog but r u coming to my party my master approves

Erifia Apoc said...

I miss you Tak. :( Without your bright and happy jokes, how will I smile for the day?

Kookaburra199 said...

who me? sorry nm and pleeze come to my party

Darth Nepharia said...

Have you gone away on another mission with those Corellian Marines? What is the length of tour this time?

Professor Xavier said...

Obviously the X-Men are going to have to launch a mission to rescue Tak from whatever foul fate has overcome him. I'm picturing him chained to a desk somewhere.

Darth Nepharia said...

Oh, no, not THAT!

Florence said...

Perhaps his breakdance busking is paying too well.

looking forward to your return.

xx

Jaina Solo said...

Hey Tak, if you've gotten stuck on Tatooine I can lift you and bring you back. I'm heading over there on my mission.

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

Ummm... any plan to return any time soon?

Despite your pro-meat stance, I miss your presence on the Heroes United Forum.

cooltopten said...

who do you guys think is the ultimate superhero?

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I would have to say Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator, Cool. He's pretty cool, he's got the action hero wit, and he's saved the Earth, like, a bunch of times.

Professor Xavier said...

Have you every founded an entire super-hero franchise? No? Didn't think so.

I do think, however, that we should take up a collection to help post Tak's bail.

Darth Nepharia said...

Tak! Say something! If you don't, we're going to have Jon start mouth-to-mouth.

If you DO, we'll have Erifia start mouth-to-mouth.

J'onn J'onzz, Martian Manhunter said...

Election time is over, and we know TAK works in politics. Expect a post in the next week.

Captain Berk said...

Something similar happened to me at the beach.

oh no, wait.

It didn't.

I think I was sunbathing.