Sunday, September 17, 2006

Yo Yo Yo Yoda

As many of you know Master Yoda had been called many things in his life: Master, Teacher, Jedi, hard to under-stand. All true but here is the tale of how he was called something else.

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As you know Master Yoda does not wear shoe. Over his 900 year life that had caused him to build up a massively thick layer of calluses on his feet.


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His powers as a Jedi allowed him to see the future and the past better than all the other mystical Force users of his day.



Also as a form of Jedi meditation He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet (snakes, lizards and swamp rats), he suffered from very bad breath.



All this is why some called him (and Jon, I am truly sorry for this) a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

14 comments:

Skywalker said...

Had to reread that but I got it. HAHAAAAAA!

Erifia Apoc said...

Oh no you didn't... Tak... If I didn't have you, I'd never be able to tell any jokes.

Shaak Ti said...

*groans*

Barriss Offee said...

*shakes head*

Florence said...

even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious...

:D more please!

Merlyn Gabriel said...

*bangs head on keyboard* arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I had to work not to choke on my musli from laughing so hard....

*sigh*

I agree with Florence...MORE Please!

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

So bad. So very, very bad.

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Man, that one hit inbetween the eyes.

Wedge Antillies said...

Dude, now that was funny! You must have had help with that one.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

*dies laughing* Yoda is going to get you!

Master Obi-Wan said...

*rolls*

Darth Nepharia said...

Actually, I think Yoda has quite a good sense of humor an he would probably find this quite amusing...then tell you either how much in error you were or just how true it is....

Tymbr said...

that was great! but definitely a groaner

Master Yoda said...

Kick you for that I would, if hurt so bad from the callouses, my feet did not!