As you know Master Yoda does not wear shoe. Over his 900 year life that had caused him to build up a massively thick layer of calluses on his feet.
His powers as a Jedi allowed him to see the future and the past better than all the other mystical Force users of his day.
Also as a form of Jedi meditation He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet (snakes, lizards and swamp rats), he suffered from very bad breath.
All this is why some called him (and Jon, I am truly sorry for this) a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Had to reread that but I got it. HAHAAAAAA!
Oh no you didn't... Tak... If I didn't have you, I'd never be able to tell any jokes.
*shakes head*
even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious...
:D more please!
*bangs head on keyboard* arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I had to work not to choke on my musli from laughing so hard....
*sigh*
I agree with Florence...MORE Please!
So bad. So very, very bad.
*dies laughing* Yoda is going to get you!
*rolls*
Actually, I think Yoda has quite a good sense of humor an he would probably find this quite amusing...then tell you either how much in error you were or just how true it is....
that was great! but definitely a groaner
Kick you for that I would, if hurt so bad from the callouses, my feet did not!
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