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MR. SOLO *prods Hans with his blaster*
Hans: *mutters to himself* “Last time I let these imperials board my ship.” *glares at Tak. “and you’ll let me go after this?”
Tak: “Sure, just live up to your side of the deal.”
Hans: “Ok, OK. Hey folks here are some of my best pirate jokes for Talk Like A Pirate day.”
What’s a pirate’s favorite animal?
An Arrrrrvark!
What’s a pirate’s favorite sweaters?
Arrrgyle!
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Arrrrrrrgentina!
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
An AARRRRrrrrrcheologist!
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?
Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!
Tak: I don’t get that one!
Hans: Didn’t think you would. Can I go now?
Tak: Yes, and see you next year for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!
15 comments:
A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can't help but ask, "What's with the steering wheel?"
"ARRRRGGH," the pirate answers, "it's drivin' me nuts."
Michele sent me to add a joke to your post, AoC. Well, maybe one more:
What Star Wars character is really a pirate?
AARRRRGGH-2 D-2!
Utenzi Rocks!!
Here via Michele.
I just sent all of those jokes to my husband. He and I have 'celebrated' Talk Like a Pirate Day for many years... thanks for making me laugh today!
Fun jokes. My daughter and her student friends celebrate talk like a pirate day every year. Michele sent me.
I'm not even going to try. Ok I will:
What's a pirate's favorite teen drama?
BevARRRRRRRRly Hills, 90210
What's a pirate's favourite appliance?
The toastARRRRrrrrggghh!
I'll stop now. LOL!
*Sigh* Tak... I love you.
Utenzi just said my absolute favortist pirate joke in the whole world, arrr, it's drivin' me nuts
Actually, my intern saw the WifeSwap episode with the pirate lady last night. I'm not sure which lady was nuttier, the pirate lady or the one who walked around with a label maker on her belt.
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Oh, wait, I do know, the label lady was crazier.
Sorry Tak, Utenzi's joke was my favorite too.
I know the "Driving me nuts" is the best. But I used that joke in my second or thrid post back in Jan, so I could not use it again :)
I liked the Booty call joke. It caused my co-worker to spit coffer out her nose when I told it to her.
I work with geeks. They actually planned ahead for today's 'talk like a pirate day.'
They brought bandanas and cutlasses -- surprised no one showed up with a hook. They drew pictures of the jolly roger on their white boards. Didn't know what they were doing until I read Oneida's blog.
Booty call IS the best... :) good thing I was'nt drinking anything. :)
My intern wimped out and didn't try try pirate speak at the clinic she works at. They already think she's weird enough.
Ha! some moron geek I know who work for some political type kept answering the phone today with an "Arrrrr Senator XXXXXXXXX's office. ..... Aye He's not in today."
What a rube :)
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
solo and jokes... BAD combination. Maybe you should do the Empire a huge favour and throw him in the deepest pit of despair.!!! I can't figure out what that princess chick sees in him.
You know Solo isn't a Pirate he's more of a Privateer, but that could be splitting Haaaaairs.
xx
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