In honor of Intergalactic Talk Like A Pirate Day we have a few pirate jokes from everyone’s favorite space pirate: Hans Solo
MR. SOLO *prods Hans with his blaster*
Hans: *mutters to himself* “Last time I let these imperials board my ship.” *glares at Tak. “and you’ll let me go after this?”
Tak: “Sure, just live up to your side of the deal.”
Hans: “Ok, OK. Hey folks here are some of my best pirate jokes for Talk Like A Pirate day.”
What’s a pirate’s favorite animal?
What’s a pirate’s favorite sweaters?
What’s a pirate’s favorite country?
Why did the pirate ship look so good?
They used varrrrrrrnish!
What did the pirate want to be when he grew up?
Where can a pirate with two wooden legs go?
Not very fARRRRR!
What kind of phone calls do pirates make late at night?
Arrr, they be makin' BOOTY calls!
Tak: I don’t get that one!
Hans: Didn’t think you would. Can I go now?
Tak: Yes, and see you next year for Talk Like A Pirate Day!!