I was on a mission with Kenobi and Skywalker on Cato Neimoidia. It had been going badly. Our unit was cut off from the main force, we had lost our transport and Skywalker was running low on gel.
I and two other troopers had been order to scout ahead for some kind of transportation from any friendly local. A storm broke as evening fell. After an hour or so we came across what looked like an inn.
*Hmump! So this is how you celebrate, do you?*
“Uhhh, What … anyhow back to my story” …. We when spoke with the innkeeper, who was friendly to the republic, he said he did have one local animal he could let us use. The local rode very large dogs, bread for that purpose.”
*Some dumb pun story, no less. Read not the blogger rules did he*
“Excuse me I am trying to tell a story. What is the problem here?”
“Read the rules of blogger you did not. To be show the error of your way, you must.”
*looks around* “Ok who said that? You’re talking like Master Yoda but you don’t sound like him.” I inquire
A small green being in Jedi robes step out behind the scenery.
“Ha!! I knew it. You’re not Master Yoda. Stop talking like him you imposter.” I call out
“You couldn’t afford Master Yoda. Who you calling an imposter any way clone boy. I knew Yoda back before you were even popped into that EZ-Bake oven you call a mom. Master Yoda asked me to stop by and make sure you abide by the rules of Blogger™”
“Uhhh …..What are you taking about?” I ask dumbfounded
“In section 34, paragraph 78, sub-section 14, line 1034 it states “All people/persons/beings/clone boys who use Blogger™ must on reaching their 100th post make said 100th post related to the underling fact that it is their 100th post.” It is right their in black and white, 7 point Sanskrit font for everyone to read. so get cracking clone boy.”
“This is silly. It is a stupid rule and you are a stupid little frog for bugging me about it. It is my story and I will do what I want. Now go away.”
“Ohhhh my poor Kermie. Take it Back Clone boy HiEEEEEEEE.”
“Stop trying to kick me! Who the heck are you? Never mind I don’t want to know. Just leave the area.”
“Oh Yeah Buster. Heyaaaaa! HiEEEEEE!”
“Stop attacking me you freaking pig!” I set my blaster on stun and knock her out
BZZZZZZ! The frog pulls out a light saber. “Now listen here, by the power given to me by Master Yoda and the Blogger Force, you will acknowledge your 100th post.”
Yikes! “Ok. Not a problem I do it right now. But then can I get back to my story.”
“No! It is another dumb pun. The punch line is “I would never send a Knight out on a Dog like this.” Now get to being happy about your 100th post NOW!!!!”
“I can’t believe you ruined my joke, You spiteful little frog”
“Well, you would have a bad attitude if you spent the last 50 years with someone hand shoved up your ….******************************************
*WE ARE CURRENTLY EXPIRENCE TECHNICALY DIFICULTIES PLEASE STAND BY *musak plays ‘Girl from Ipinima” *
“Ok I can see you point, but you didn’t have to ruin my joke”
“People don’t like your pun, they are ….”
“I like you Puns. Wacka Wacka Wacka. I use them all the time”
Kermit and I just stare at the bear.
“Why didn’t you wear the outfit I gave you. This is a Star Wars Blog Fozzie!!.”
The frog and the bear begin to argue and fight.
Oh well, this has been a strange day. In closing I would like to thank everyone for stopping by and reading my stuff. I would thank some of you personally, but then this would go on much longer. Here is too being goofy with other online freaks and geeks. Again thank you all for your encouragement.