Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Tales of a Rainy Day

One time, when I was walking through Coco District, it began to rain. I went to put my hand up to block some of the rain. As I did, a glass eye fell into my hand. I looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young Twi’lek woman looking down.

"Is this yours?" I asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and I agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered me a drink. As she was very attractive I agreed.

Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?" I readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.

As the evening was drawing to a close the Twi’lek said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"

I hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"

"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."

18 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Does she have any other artificial body parts? Perhaps you already have a leg up on her as well.

What ever you do, though, play it cool while you're with her. Don't lose your head or anything.

Erifia Apoc said...

That's my boy, Tak. You can't do any better than a Twi'lek girl.

Local Henchmen 432 said...

*Puts head in hand and shakes.*

Aaahhhh.... Well you have to start somewhere.

Darth Nepharia said...

Reads Post

Groan!

Reads Jon's response

Oh, by the Force. Walks away shaking head

Erifia Apoc said...

Uhm... Henchy. Excuse me. You can't do any better than a twi'lek girl. And I think that looks like a dancer... So Tak. I will loan you some money, and you can buy her as your slave. Only if you want.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Removeable eyeball..... I got nothing. lol!

Skywalker said...

Would that be considered a pun? *snort*

Master Obi-Wan said...

He who cathes a woman's eye better have good aim when he throws it back.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

*giggle*

you are so cute, did you know that, for a stormtrooper...

Florence said...

what a lovely adaptation. There's nothing like a good pun to get a party started on the er..right foot, eye suppose.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Well, he could always try for a girl with 2 eye that are firmly in her head

NandeHi said...

*******rolls eyes****** that is SO bad..in SO many ways. :) miss ya -

Danny Bailey said...

lol...

we I guess you are a real 'eye catcher'


is She the "apple of her daddy's eye"

Jabafatboy said...

Eye think eye am gonna leave that one alone.

Professor Xavier said...

With that big ass helmet on, how would you even know if it was raining?

Oh yeah and groan about that joke.

Wedge Antillies said...

Um, is it the uniform, because if it is, then maybe she likes clones instead of men (because wea ll know that a clone s not a 'real man'). I also must agee that Twi'leks are very attractive and sensuous females, but sometimes their tenticles can get in the way.

Anyway, AOC, keep in mind she has no depth perception, so don't get too close.

Captain Typho said...

I don't find this funny at all.

venku hok said...

tweet-twoo! you lucky, lucky boy tak!