Monday, August 21, 2006

The Five Most Dangerous Things I Have Heard As A Trooper

1. A Nabooan Enlisted personnel saying, "I learned this in Basic..."

2. A Jedi Knight saying, "Trust me, guys..."

3. A Republic Navel Ensign saying, "Based upon my experience..."

4. A Clone Commando saying, "I was just thinking..."

5. Any Corellian Special forces personnel chuckling, "Watch this Sh**!..."









P.S. Very bitter about LGS. Grrrrrrr.

9 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

"Hold my beer and watch this."

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

"Trust me" :-P

Skywalker said...

No, trust me, Earl.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

I worry more about an Alderaanian saying, "Look what I can do with a gun!" It can be scary

Local Henchmen 432 said...

"Hey, you got my back right.."

NandeHi said...

I am waiting for you at unplugged....

Vampirella said...

or how about, "Okay this wont be so bad."

or "it will be just a little prick."

Darth Nepharia said...

Don't mope. We all need to go out for Dantarian Martinis at ground level when you get home.

Becca the Magnificant said...

Me saying, "I know."

Tak, Pez dispenser of yoda I brought, OoO. See you I do, yes.

Better, to make you feel, yes!