One time, when I was walking through Coco District, it began to rain. I went to put my hand up to block some of the rain. As I did, a glass eye fell into my hand. I looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young Twi’lek woman looking down.
"Is this yours?" I asked.
She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and I agreed. On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered me a drink. As she was very attractive I agreed.
Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty; would you like to join me?" I readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.
As the evening was drawing to a close the Twi’lek said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?"
I hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?"
"No," she replied, "Only those who catch my eye."
Tuesday, August 29, 2006
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Does she have any other artificial body parts? Perhaps you already have a leg up on her as well.
What ever you do, though, play it cool while you're with her. Don't lose your head or anything.
That's my boy, Tak. You can't do any better than a Twi'lek girl.
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Groan!
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Oh, by the Force. Walks away shaking head
Uhm... Henchy. Excuse me. You can't do any better than a twi'lek girl. And I think that looks like a dancer... So Tak. I will loan you some money, and you can buy her as your slave. Only if you want.
Removeable eyeball..... I got nothing. lol!
Would that be considered a pun? *snort*
He who cathes a woman's eye better have good aim when he throws it back.
*giggle*
you are so cute, did you know that, for a stormtrooper...
what a lovely adaptation. There's nothing like a good pun to get a party started on the er..right foot, eye suppose.
Well, he could always try for a girl with 2 eye that are firmly in her head
*******rolls eyes****** that is SO bad..in SO many ways. :) miss ya -
lol...
we I guess you are a real 'eye catcher'
is She the "apple of her daddy's eye"
With that big ass helmet on, how would you even know if it was raining?
Oh yeah and groan about that joke.
I don't find this funny at all.
tweet-twoo! you lucky, lucky boy tak!
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