SENATOR ASK AAK – GIVING GOODWILL
Our first stop was a Bantha farm run by Jawas. The Senator was a little surprised to hear that Jawas were into ranching, being that Jawas are know for being scrape dealers. I informed him that Jawas are involved in many economic pursuits and before he asked clued him in that not all Jawas were Dray.
FARMING AND NOT DRAY
Once some of the Jawas had gathered around, Senator Ask Aak began his goodwill speech.
“My Friends, I stand here today to bring you greeting from the Republic. We want to expand the goodness of the Republic to worlds like yours, so as to enrich all of our lives.”
The Jawas erupt into cheers of “Ooteeni, Ooteeni!!”
The Senator continues, pleased by the cheers “Working together we can bring forth peace and prosperity to the Galaxy …”
More cheers “Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni!”
“And you my little droid loving friends will be at the forefront of our thought as we more towards this Glorious future!” Senator Ask Aak thunders on
“Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni” the Jaws thunder back.
TAKING THE BANTHA TOUR
After the speech we tehn take a tour of the Bantha Ranch. As we wander through one of the sand “pastures” I warn the Senator “Watch out that you don’t step in any of the Ooteeni or you’ll never get that smell of your shoes.”
13 comments:
I always wondered what that little "100% Ooteeni free" disclaimer on QGJ and JJ's brownies was all about.
The more you know...
:O:O
by the way in your side bar it says Mutant race 4 I dont think there has been a 4 :P
you for seeing the future :D
LOL FLUKE!!!!!
Shiar, thanks for the heads up. You know how it is with clones, more then two of the samething and we lose count.
*grin*
love the new look!!!
xxs
merly
So that is what that is...
No ever asked me, I could have spread the word, yo.
Ooteeni!
I’d have you know that there is a long and proud tradition for Jawa Bantha herders. Although most Jawas are too small to ride the beasts, we do in fact clip their hooves, which by the way look distinctly like claws if you lift up all that hair. We harvest their claw like hooves for lots of good uses, like soup stock and refrigerator magnets.
Every autumn we round up the Banthas and position them into one giant lane for clipping. It’s a festive time with all the busy Jawas singing…
Here comes Bantha Claws…Here comes Bantha Claws…right down Bantha Claws lane…
Argh! Make it stop, make it stop!
Let me be the 712th to say "JJ ROCKS"
Was the senator there to keep an eye on everything?
Captian Picard, Eye can't be sure, but eye think so :)
heeeheheee...
you're full of it tak!
;-)
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