Thursday, September 13, 2007

Wookie Droppings

I was stationed on the Wookie home world of Kashyyyk. The place is a jungle and the Wookie live in grass and wood home built high in the trees.

kashyyyk
WATCH OUT FOR WOOKIE DROPPINGS

In the area I was patrolling there were several Wookie clans that have been fighting each other. One of their customs when they beat another tribe was to take the most prized possession of the enemy's chief.

After a particularly fierce fight a rich clan was defeated. The cheif of the defeated clan had a prized solid gold throne.

gold throne
LOOKS MORE LIKE AN EWOK THROWN

The winning clan took the throne, and put it in the loft in their chief’s house. Unfortunately, the throne was much too heavy to be kept in a home build of grass and wood, and it fell right through the platform, falling 250 feet onto the chief, killing him instantly.

My squad was called into the Wookie’s village to check out the problem and make an assessment.

wookies world
MAKING MY REPORT

After reviewing all the facts I called my commander and told him the bottom line was people who live in Grass Houses shouldn't stow thrones

21 comments:

Fluke Starbucker said...

*forehead slap*

Justice said...

LOL

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Why are they moving you around so much? First you're on Cursucant, then Tatooine, then Kashyyk. Wouldn't it make more tactical sense to have you garrison in one location?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Jon: Maybe being stuck in one place is how they do things in your universe, but over here they like to mix things up a bit.


(and there is no truth to the rumor that there are only 75 clone troopers, not 1.2 million. That is just plain crazy talk..... sorry I have to run off to a mid-rim world now)

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

King of the puns!

Skywalker said...

I had some drop on my head once and yo! I was not happy! That's a smell that won't come out for days.

Jawa Juice said...

Remind me to buy an amulet of pun protection when standing around you….



Hey! Ya got a E-mail? I got a few clone pictures I can send ya…

Master Yoda said...

Another puntastic post that was.

jin said...

*snicker*
:-D

Mr. Althouse said...

HAR! Hardy Har!

Good one. And here I just got finished writing about some serious stuff! Perfect timing!

Michele sent me,

Mike

Master Yoda said...

AOC,

Put my email address in a comment I would not, unless spam I wanted to receive.

Jawa Juice said...

too late!
I'm sending him 2000 cans of gelatinous spamed ham, I am!
BwahhHahahaha!

Master Yoda said...

A shame that is considering how many Bothans will die getting that Spam to him.. and how many more Bothans may die if the Spam they eat on they way.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Already on it Master Yoda. Just needed JJ to stop back by

Jean-Luc Picard said...

That's a cringer line of the first order!

MorahMommy said...

groan!

It made me laugh...just when I needed a laugh

michele sent me here.

Moogie said...

Oh man...I walked right into that one! LOL!

November Rain said...

hi from michelle Tak

LOL wookie droppings leave it to you

Bernie said...

WOW, this is my first time here, and I like it!! I used to like the old Wookie's!!

Here from Michele's this afternoon, from Sydney!

berniefotoblog and more at burntofferings

craziequeen said...

I'm a bit of a Wookie fan :-)

But, AOC, that was a terrible pun....

Mchele sent me here for a chuckle this early morning.

cq

Leigh in Atlanta said...

HAHAHAHAHA!

Michele sent me over to have a good laugh.