WATCH OUT FOR WOOKIE DROPPINGS
In the area I was patrolling there were several Wookie clans that have been fighting each other. One of their customs when they beat another tribe was to take the most prized possession of the enemy's chief.
After a particularly fierce fight a rich clan was defeated. The cheif of the defeated clan had a prized solid gold throne.
LOOKS MORE LIKE AN EWOK THROWN
The winning clan took the throne, and put it in the loft in their chief’s house. Unfortunately, the throne was much too heavy to be kept in a home build of grass and wood, and it fell right through the platform, falling 250 feet onto the chief, killing him instantly.
My squad was called into the Wookie’s village to check out the problem and make an assessment.
MAKING MY REPORT
After reviewing all the facts I called my commander and told him the bottom line was people who live in Grass Houses shouldn't stow thrones
21 comments:
*forehead slap*
LOL
Why are they moving you around so much? First you're on Cursucant, then Tatooine, then Kashyyk. Wouldn't it make more tactical sense to have you garrison in one location?
Jon: Maybe being stuck in one place is how they do things in your universe, but over here they like to mix things up a bit.
(and there is no truth to the rumor that there are only 75 clone troopers, not 1.2 million. That is just plain crazy talk..... sorry I have to run off to a mid-rim world now)
King of the puns!
I had some drop on my head once and yo! I was not happy! That's a smell that won't come out for days.
Remind me to buy an amulet of pun protection when standing around you….
Hey! Ya got a E-mail? I got a few clone pictures I can send ya…
Another puntastic post that was.
*snicker*
:-D
HAR! Hardy Har!
Good one. And here I just got finished writing about some serious stuff! Perfect timing!
Michele sent me,
Mike
AOC,
Put my email address in a comment I would not, unless spam I wanted to receive.
too late!
I'm sending him 2000 cans of gelatinous spamed ham, I am!
BwahhHahahaha!
A shame that is considering how many Bothans will die getting that Spam to him.. and how many more Bothans may die if the Spam they eat on they way.
Already on it Master Yoda. Just needed JJ to stop back by
That's a cringer line of the first order!
groan!
It made me laugh...just when I needed a laugh
michele sent me here.
Oh man...I walked right into that one! LOL!
hi from michelle Tak
LOL wookie droppings leave it to you
WOW, this is my first time here, and I like it!! I used to like the old Wookie's!!
Here from Michele's this afternoon, from Sydney!
berniefotoblog and more at burntofferings
I'm a bit of a Wookie fan :-)
But, AOC, that was a terrible pun....
Mchele sent me here for a chuckle this early morning.
cq
HAHAHAHAHA!
Michele sent me over to have a good laugh.
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