An Abyssin walked in to a cantina, ordered an Ol’ Mos Elsey beer. After drinking it down in one gulp, He turns to the crowd and says “I’m the toughest SOB you loser will ever see. You have better watch out or you may just lose you life.”
HE HAS ALL THE MAKINGS OF AN ASS IN HIS NAME.
The rest of the Cantina stares for a moment, then goes back to their drinking.
The Abyssin walks over to a Bith and shouts “Who’s the toughest guy in this stinkin’ joint!!”
Terrified the Bith stutter “You are, mighty warrior.”
HAD THE BITH SCARED OUT OF HIM.
Next the Abyssin grabs a Rodin by the collar and barks “Who is the toughest guy in the rat hole of a bar!”
The Rodin, shaking in his boots whimpers, “Oh Sir, you are the toughest being here.”
FEELING A LITTLE BLUE AFTER HIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE BULLY
Finally the Abyssin swaggers over to a wookie and bellow “Who is the toughest Mo-Fo in the junky little cantina!’
Fast as lightning, the Wookie snatches up the Abyssin by his legs, slams him against a table half a dozen times leaving the Abyssin feeling like he’d been run over by a space freighter. The Wookie then stomps on the Abyssin till it looks like a tortilla, finishes his drink and ambles away.
ALL HE WANTED WAS A DRINK AND A FLEA BATH
The Abyssin lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the Wookie - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"