Monday, September 10, 2007

I Missed This Night At The Bar

An Abyssin walked in to a cantina, ordered an Ol’ Mos Elsey beer. After drinking it down in one gulp, He turns to the crowd and says “I’m the toughest SOB you loser will ever see. You have better watch out or you may just lose you life.”

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HE HAS ALL THE MAKINGS OF AN ASS IN HIS NAME.

The rest of the Cantina stares for a moment, then goes back to their drinking.

The Abyssin walks over to a Bith and shouts “Who’s the toughest guy in this stinkin’ joint!!”

Terrified the Bith stutter “You are, mighty warrior.”

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HAD THE BITH SCARED OUT OF HIM.

Next the Abyssin grabs a Rodin by the collar and barks “Who is the toughest guy in the rat hole of a bar!”

The Rodin, shaking in his boots whimpers, “Oh Sir, you are the toughest being here.”

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FEELING A LITTLE BLUE AFTER HIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE BULLY

Finally the Abyssin swaggers over to a wookie and bellow “Who is the toughest Mo-Fo in the junky little cantina!

Fast as lightning, the Wookie snatches up the Abyssin by his legs, slams him against a table half a dozen times leaving the Abyssin feeling like he’d been run over by a space freighter. The Wookie then stomps on the Abyssin till it looks like a tortilla, finishes his drink and ambles away.


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ALL HE WANTED WAS A DRINK AND A FLEA BATH


The Abyssin lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the Wookie - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"

12 comments:

Jawa Juice said...

Man, that guy does look tough.

But a few hours boiling in a pot and a meat tenderizer massage afterwards and the meat should just fall off the bone.


Abyssin is good eats…

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You don't want to mess with a wookie.

The wookie kind of made a mess out of the abyssin.

jin said...

A tortilla?
I could make a mean quesadilla out of him.
;-)

jin said...

p.s.
I like the new template!
It suits you!
;-)

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

Never give lip to a Wookie in need of a flea dip!

Skywalker said...

Abyssin have the worst breath.

Fluke Starbucker said...

Oh, man! Just think... if you'da only had a tie, then you coulda been harassed and ridiculed, too!!!


shucky-durn!

Galen said...

remind me never to upset a wookie

Darth Nepharia said...

Trust an Abyssin to portray a bad situation as a good one...

Like your new template. Need to get myself one...hmm....maybe for Christmas.

Jaina Solo said...

Nasty....

Jean-Luc Picard said...

They won't win any beauty contests.

Stella said...

The middle pic reminds me of a really big butt. I have issues.