HE HAS ALL THE MAKINGS OF AN ASS IN HIS NAME.
The rest of the Cantina stares for a moment, then goes back to their drinking.
The Abyssin walks over to a Bith and shouts “Who’s the toughest guy in this stinkin’ joint!!”
Terrified the Bith stutter “You are, mighty warrior.”
HAD THE BITH SCARED OUT OF HIM.
Next the Abyssin grabs a Rodin by the collar and barks “Who is the toughest guy in the rat hole of a bar!”
The Rodin, shaking in his boots whimpers, “Oh Sir, you are the toughest being here.”
FEELING A LITTLE BLUE AFTER HIS ENCOUNTER WITH THE BULLY
Finally the Abyssin swaggers over to a wookie and bellow “Who is the toughest Mo-Fo in the junky little cantina!’
Fast as lightning, the Wookie snatches up the Abyssin by his legs, slams him against a table half a dozen times leaving the Abyssin feeling like he’d been run over by a space freighter. The Wookie then stomps on the Abyssin till it looks like a tortilla, finishes his drink and ambles away.
ALL HE WANTED WAS A DRINK AND A FLEA BATH
The Abyssin lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the Wookie - "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"
12 comments:
Man, that guy does look tough.
But a few hours boiling in a pot and a meat tenderizer massage afterwards and the meat should just fall off the bone.
Abyssin is good eats…
You don't want to mess with a wookie.
The wookie kind of made a mess out of the abyssin.
A tortilla?
I could make a mean quesadilla out of him.
;-)
p.s.
I like the new template!
It suits you!
;-)
Never give lip to a Wookie in need of a flea dip!
Abyssin have the worst breath.
Oh, man! Just think... if you'da only had a tie, then you coulda been harassed and ridiculed, too!!!
shucky-durn!
remind me never to upset a wookie
Trust an Abyssin to portray a bad situation as a good one...
Like your new template. Need to get myself one...hmm....maybe for Christmas.
Nasty....
They won't win any beauty contests.
The middle pic reminds me of a really big butt. I have issues.
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