Monday, September 17, 2007

The Ooteeni Tour

Senator Ask Aak was on a goodwill tour of the Outer Rim and stopped on Tattoine. As Usual I am performing security duty for the Senator.

Senator Ask Ask
SENATOR ASK AAK – GIVING GOODWILL

Our first stop was a Bantha farm run by Jawas. The Senator was a little surprised to hear that Jawas were into ranching, being that Jawas are know for being scrape dealers. I informed him that Jawas are involved in many economic pursuits and before he asked clued him in that not all Jawas were Dray.

jawas
FARMING AND NOT DRAY

Once some of the Jawas had gathered around, Senator Ask Aak began his goodwill speech.

“My Friends, I stand here today to bring you greeting from the Republic. We want to expand the goodness of the Republic to worlds like yours, so as to enrich all of our lives.”

The Jawas erupt into cheers of “Ooteeni, Ooteeni!!”

The Senator continues, pleased by the cheers “Working together we can bring forth peace and prosperity to the Galaxy …”

More cheers “Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni!”

“And you my little droid loving friends will be at the forefront of our thought as we more towards this Glorious future!” Senator Ask Aak thunders on

“Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni” the Jaws thunder back.

banthas
TAKING THE BANTHA TOUR

After the speech we tehn take a tour of the Bantha Ranch. As we wander through one of the sand “pastures” I warn the Senator “Watch out that you don’t step in any of the Ooteeni or you’ll never get that smell of your shoes.”

13 comments:

Fluke Starbucker said...

I always wondered what that little "100% Ooteeni free" disclaimer on QGJ and JJ's brownies was all about.

The more you know...

Shiara said...

:O:O


by the way in your side bar it says Mutant race 4 I dont think there has been a 4 :P

you for seeing the future :D

Hotstuff said...

LOL FLUKE!!!!!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Shiar, thanks for the heads up. You know how it is with clones, more then two of the samething and we lose count.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

*grin*
love the new look!!!

xxs
merly

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

So that is what that is...

Skywalker said...

No ever asked me, I could have spread the word, yo.

Ooteeni!

Jawa Juice said...

I’d have you know that there is a long and proud tradition for Jawa Bantha herders. Although most Jawas are too small to ride the beasts, we do in fact clip their hooves, which by the way look distinctly like claws if you lift up all that hair. We harvest their claw like hooves for lots of good uses, like soup stock and refrigerator magnets.
Every autumn we round up the Banthas and position them into one giant lane for clipping. It’s a festive time with all the busy Jawas singing…
Here comes Bantha Claws…Here comes Bantha Claws…right down Bantha Claws lane…

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Argh! Make it stop, make it stop!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Let me be the 712th to say "JJ ROCKS"

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Was the senator there to keep an eye on everything?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Captian Picard, Eye can't be sure, but eye think so :)

jin said...

heeeheheee...
you're full of it tak!
;-)