Senator Ask Aak was on a goodwill tour of the Outer Rim and stopped on Tattoine. As Usual I am performing security duty for the Senator.
SENATOR ASK AAK – GIVING GOODWILL
Our first stop was a Bantha farm run by Jawas. The Senator was a little surprised to hear that Jawas were into ranching, being that Jawas are know for being scrape dealers. I informed him that Jawas are involved in many economic pursuits and before he asked clued him in that not all Jawas were Dray.
FARMING AND NOT DRAY
Once some of the Jawas had gathered around, Senator Ask Aak began his goodwill speech.
“My Friends, I stand here today to bring you greeting from the Republic. We want to expand the goodness of the Republic to worlds like yours, so as to enrich all of our lives.”
The Jawas erupt into cheers of “Ooteeni, Ooteeni!!”
The Senator continues, pleased by the cheers “Working together we can bring forth peace and prosperity to the Galaxy …”
More cheers “Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni!”
“And you my little droid loving friends will be at the forefront of our thought as we more towards this Glorious future!” Senator Ask Aak thunders on
“Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni, Ooteeni” the Jaws thunder back.
TAKING THE BANTHA TOUR
After the speech we tehn take a tour of the Bantha Ranch. As we wander through one of the sand “pastures” I warn the Senator “Watch out that you don’t step in any of the Ooteeni or you’ll never get that smell of your shoes.”