Thursday, August 30, 2007

Not that there is anything wrong with that ...

Once again I am performing guard duty at press conference, but not for Senator Ask Aak. Thank goodness for small favor! Apparently the ambassador from Naboo, Sio Bibble, is speaking about some kind of recent problem. I am hoping it is something cool like a new trade war on Naboo.

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Sio Bibble: I am glad you have all come here today so we can clear up some misconceptions about recent events …..

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Coming Clean?

Reporter 1: You mean about you getting arrested and fined for hanging out in Men’s rooms at the Coruscant Space terminal?

Reporter 2: Yeah, because that is what we want to talk about! Is it true that you were attempting something torrid with the attending service droid?

Sio Bibble (turning a red): That is untrue! It just when drying my hands I happen to have a wide stance. I may have bumped the service droid with my foot.

service droid
Funny, he doesn’t look Dray

Reporter 1: But the report I read said you weren’t wearing any pants. What do you have to day about that?

Sio Bibble: Oh that. Well, when I bumped the service droid, it spilled soap all over my robes and I took them off to clean them in the sink. Simple enough. But back to my main point, I did nothing wrong.

Reporter 3: What about the rumors that you are Dray?

Sio Bibble (looking furtive): I am afraid I don’t know what Dray means. I am just a simple Ambassador from a small system. I don’t know the strange ways and words of Coruscant.

Reporter 3: Dray is someone who has an unnatural attraction to droids. And I find it hard to beleive that you don’t know what Dray means. You spend a lot of time, as Ambassador, traveling to various worlds. In fact you have travled to Coruscant at least 48 time in the last several years, with almost every visit coinciding with a with a visit to Droid factories.

Sio Bibble: Well….. ummmm….. errrr… I can explain that …..

Reporter 1: And what about this news report from 25 years ago, linking you to a Spice and Dray ring in the Naboo Senate.

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OK, he looks a little Dray

Sio Bibble: Hey, No fair! No charges were ever brought. I was cleared of everything. The droids involved had their memories wiped …. I mean I never did anything wrong.

Reporter 2: What about reports that you have caught asking droids, and I quote, “Hey goldenrod, do you need a good polishing?”

Sio Bibble: Oh so now I am on trial for wanted to make sure droids are clean? Let me just say without any reservation that I am not Dray! I have never been Dray. I have been opposed to the Dray movement and will not speak any further on the subject!!!

Bibble storms off the stage as the reporter’s high-five each other over their good luck on a slow news day.

21 comments:

Jawa Juice said...

Ohmygod!
Great post!!

And aren’t all Jawas just a little dray anyway?
I think it’s part of the job description…

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Dray? That's a wheeless vehicle, right?

Tiffany said...

LMAO! Great post! Michele sent me to have a good laugh!

Leigh in Atlanta said...

lol hillarious

michele sent me

Jean-Luc Picard said...

An excellent post. It gave me a big laugh.

Skywalker said...

I'm not Dray either. I got that question once because of Artoo.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

LOL!

craziequeen said...

[chuckle]

ooh, I do like that pink and blue drone, he's a pretty one...

Hi AOC, Michele sent me to say hello.

I'm with Jawa Juice, Jawas are definitely dray - you can tell by the walk - er shuffle......[snigger]

cq

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

LOL, LOL...Very funny...Frankly, I think we are all a little biy Dray....Just look in your closet and you'll see very colorful things haning in there...Yes! Definitely a bit Dray...

I thank you for your visit and your very lovely comment!

Sara said...

Hello, Michele sent me...and I enjoyed the post and had a good laugh.

Cara said...

So entertaining. Michele sent me and I'm glad, I could use the laugh.

Have a great weekend.

Moogie said...

ROTFLMAO! This is too funny! Michel sent me tonight but I'm so glad I came. I'm going to have a look around. Again, GREAT post!

Master Yoda said...

Very hypocritical of Bibble this is. A very famous dray-basher he is.

So critical of R2 units has he been, that "dome-o-phobic" he has been called.

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

Master Yoda: once again I bow to the master punner.

I am not worthy!!!



Seriously, that was fracking funny.

Russ said...

Thanks for coming out of light speed long enought to visit my blog. I was commenting to Charlie just the other day that it's been a while since I've witnessed a decent Dray-bashing.

Master Adana said...

He, he, Bibble Babble. He needs to get his panties out of a bunch and get his facts straight.

Master Obi-Wan said...

Bibble is getting old and a bit stranger every day.

Dray, yes, that sounds about right. He has a problem with my droid as well.

Black Widow said...

I think Tony is Dray ;)

The Turmanators said...

Oh, God, that is hilarious! Thanks to Michele for sending me.

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