Thursday, August 23, 2007

Lives Hang In The Balance Sheet.

I stopped by my favorite Cantina on Tattoine, when I noticed JJ the Jawa sitting alone and drinking.

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JJ LOOKING SAD. (I think)

I approached him and notice he looked down. "You look terrible. What's the problem?"

"My Uncle died three months ago," JJ said, "and left me $25,000."

"Gee, that's tough," I replied.

"Then two months ago," JJ continued, "My grandfather died, leaving me $90,000."

"Wow. Two male relatives gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." I said, in commiseration.

"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." JJ continued

"Three close family members lost in three months? I can see why you are sad." I replied

"Then this month," continued JJ, "absolutely nothing! So I am drinking to mourn the loss of income"



Jawas!!!

22 comments:

November Rain said...

lmbo


Clones...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Poor guy, he needs a hug.

Mike Davis said...

Should have saved for a rainy day!

Over from Michele's.

Jawa Juice said...

Okay..okay… now in my own defense, I’ve been kinda tight lately. I’ve spent a WHOLE LOT on my yearlong cruise vacation (Who knew that the bartenders would automatically add a fifteen present gratuity to all drinks ordered throughout the trip. –Rat bastards!)
And then there were all the souvenirs my buddy Qui had to get…at every port! I mean, how many puka shell neckless’ do you need?
So okay. Yeah, I’m kinda broken up about the loss of all my relatives but you got to understand one thing about Jawa’s, we have more aunts, uncles, cousins and other miscellaneous relatives than we know what do with. I myself have one hundred and twelve members in my immediate family. (Yeah, I know…but what else are we going to do for enjoyment stuck out in an endless desert without cable?)
So things have been a little tight since Qui Gon and myself came back a few weeks ago from our cruise. We thought to stop off at my folks for a little bit before heading back home to Courusant and save some money on room and board.

I guess it’s time for me to return….?

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

OMFG!!! JJ may be returning!!!!!

w00t!!!

and let it be know that the news of JJ return was released at the most famous clone in the universe blog.

No, not TK 421! No, Not the guy who said "look sir, droids". No, not the guy who hit his head running into the operations room when Luke was rescueing Leia.

Optimus Prime said...

We Transformers don't use money, except for delicious, delicious energon

Professor Xavier said...

JJ is the man! The very short man!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

O.O

November Rain said...

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Party time

Hotstuff said...

cool JJ's brownies

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I could see we were heading to a great punchline!

Justice said...

AOC :) its great that JJ is returning

Galen said...

LMBO at JJ--->(Yeah, I know…but what else are we going to do for enjoyment stuck out in an endless desert without cable?)

HRH Courtney, Queen of Everything said...

Ha ha ha.
michele sent me.

Michele said...

Apparently there is this rumor that Michele has never visited this blog.

As, you can imagine, I hate these kind of rumors, and therefore I am here to put that Michele rumor to rest. (wink)

You post made me smile, really, do you want to encourage this kind of behaviour from me? The next thing you know there will be a rumor that Michele never leaves AOC's blog.

You know how these rumors begin...

The Turmanators said...

Whew! As an excellent therapist, might I offer my services to JJ for a little grief therapy? I think I shall charge him 10x my normal rate.

I also enjoyed your prievious post. Since I am not well-versed in the ways of Star Wars fans I am curious; are there female Storm Troopers? And if so, did they share the same facilities? The shot of them "bellied up" to the urinal was classic.

Michelle sent me today.

Jawa Juice said...

Wow...a lot of buzz over something....eh...someone so small.

Perhaps you should look to the desert sometime soon after Labor Day....


perhaps....

Mr. Althouse said...

Ahhh! An oldy but a goody - with a Star Wars twist. Very nice,

Michele sent me,

Mike

Anonymous said...

you have been nominated

Darth Nepharia said...

Trust Tak to bring someone out of retirement....I guess JJ needs to since his lack of retirement funds... ;D

Anonymous said...

better link

November Rain said...

Tagged you on Novy news