I stopped by my favorite Cantina on Tattoine, when I noticed JJ the Jawa sitting alone and drinking.
JJ LOOKING SAD. (I think)
I approached him and notice he looked down. "You look terrible. What's the problem?"
"My Uncle died three months ago," JJ said, "and left me $25,000."
"Gee, that's tough," I replied.
"Then two months ago," JJ continued, "My grandfather died, leaving me $90,000."
"Wow. Two male relatives gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." I said, in commiseration.
"And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000." JJ continued
"Three close family members lost in three months? I can see why you are sad." I replied
"Then this month," continued JJ, "absolutely nothing! So I am drinking to mourn the loss of income"