Drinking Games?

I have been called into my unit commander’s office.


Commander Badburns

“TK-266, it has come to our attention that some of the troopers went out last night. Were you with the groups?”

“Yes Sir, I was.”

“I have also heard that the unit drank heavily. Is that correct?”

“Depends on your definition of heavily, Sir”

He pulls out a data pad, “Let’s see …. Hmmm…. A bar tab of 1,800 credits for seven troopers. Sound heavy to me”

“We did pay the tab, Sir. And in our defense the drinks were expensive at that joint” I am glad I have my helmet on and he cannot see my face.

“Well the drinking is not the problem. It seems someone vandalized my neighborhood afterwards. Lot me show you a Holo of what was done.” The officer leans towards me and shows me the photo. “Do you have any idea who may have done this?”


Sand People couldn’t have done this – the shot are to precise.

“No Idea, Sir. It could be Separatist.” I try not to let a smirk in my voice

The officer just glared at me. “Or does this ring any bells for you?"


Officer Wonder Dog

I bite my tongue, “No Sir, but she looks great, don’t you think?”

“Bowser is a male you idiot. And I supposes you have no idea what this graffiti spray painted on the side of my house means.”


Tak Guevara?

“Uhhhhh …. More separatist, sir?”


I must remember not to drink that much in the future.