The Great Bantha Drove of ‘07
One Bantha rancher had a prize bull which he had named “Sea Czar”. The local magistrate took such a liking to this prize Bantha bull that he sent his troops to buy or take it from the rancher. The rancher seeing that he had no standing in the matter took the money and gave the animal up.
The Mighty Sea Czar
As a final request, the rancher asked if his Bantha could eat in the pasture it had live it’s whole life one last time.
The troops just sneered at the rancher’s sentimentality and as they loaded the Bantha on the transport told the rancher “We came to ferry Sea Czar, not to graze him.”
Happy Ides of March!
Now I am going to get a salad.
16 comments:
oooh first!
I love banthas I always have!
This was funny but the best bit was teh bantha pictures! It made my day...
salad sounds like a good idea..
xxs
merly
So horrible.... so unbeliebeably horrible....
That was so bad that it hurt my brain.
Oh wait, there was a fork in my hat, nevermind...
Tak, you kill me, honestly. Where do you get this stuff? LOL!
Sea Czar...
Earl...
You anit right.
*laughs*
Holy cow! I'm not sure whether to groan or applaud. I'm going to have to think about it and get back to you.
Poor Sea Czar!
If I were him I'd want to eat one last time in my paddock...
Lucky I'm not though cos then I wouldn't exist!
Michele sent me.
The Ides of March.. one of my favroite days of the year for some twisted reason.. anywho.. as the old saying goes
We who are about to die salute you!
* know outdated but it's the only day of thee year I get to use it *giggles*
Great post!
Oh dear!
Love it... oh dear...
Et Too Tak, Then Sea Czar must go.... :) I love Shakespear - odd for a farm wife huh? :)
The Bathas are my favorite creatures in that part of the Galaxy.
Michele sent me!
~S
Ooh, that was a good one. Very clever.
Here from Michele's; hope to come back and find more humor that's so bad it's good.
didnt somebody die in that story?
hmmmmm
maybe the story teller?
I forget
:-)
Without research, I'm lost on the bantha thing - seems I'm the only one, too. bummer...
Happy weekend, happy Ides of March, too.
Here from Michele's.
We just watched Episode 4 tonight. How funny to see this. My son is a total Star Wars Geek. I showed him your blog. He loved it.
From Michele
I hope the magistrate doesn't live near a Senate.
I hear they taste like chicken.
;-)
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