While performing ceremonial guard duty at a dinner, I over heard an amusing conversation.
The Chancellor gave the dinner to honor several of the high command for their efforts in the war with the Separatist. As usual Senator Ask Ask was in attendance.
EATING THE FREE FOOD.
As the food was served, Senator Ask Aak used up all the butter on the butter plate. He quickly waved down one of the waiters.
“Son, get me some more butter.” Ask Aak stated boorishly
“I am sorry Sir; it is the dinning custom to only serve one butter plate every 4 feet at the Chancellors table.” The waiter replied
Senator Ask Aak became a little irate, “You will bring me some more butter, you overpaid busboy!”
“I am sorry sir, I cannot do that.” Smiled the waiter
TOO BUSY FOR BUTTER
“Do you know who I am?” Ask Aak questioned.
“You sir, you are Senator Ask Aak, primary spokesperson for the Palpatine Chancellery. Do you know who I am, sir?” The waiter said.
“No.” Ask Aak stated with exasperation.
“I’m the guy in charge of the butter.” The waited told him as he turned in left.