Tuesday, February 06, 2007

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Whoo Hooo, I got quoted in the Coruscant Times. Check out the news article.

Naboo Security Officer Arrested in Love Triangle.

Coruscant -

A Naboo Bodyguard accused of trying to kidnap a romantic rival for a space shuttle pilot's affections will remain in jail because authorities planned to charge her with attempted first-degree murder, an official said Tuesday.

Coruscant jail spokesman Aleike Norbee said Coruscant Security Forces were in the process of adding the more serious charge that Sabé, 23, tried to kill the woman.

File Photo: SABE’ ON THE JOB

Local Magistrate Ben Farwar had earlier said Sabe could be released on 15,500 cr bond provided she stay away from the other woman and wear a monitoring device.

Sabe’, a Naboo captain and Body Double for the former Queen, stood in a jail uniform during the hearing, looking down. She already faced charges including attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery.

Naboo Security chief, Captain Typho said he was "perplexed" by Sabe's actions.

Security Forces said Sabe flew from Naboo, donned a disguise and was armed with a toy blaster and pepper spray when she confronted a woman she believed was a competitor for the affections of Bailt Oefebacca, an shuttle pilot who she flew with once.


Oefebacca, 141, said he and Sabe trained together but never flew a mission together. (What he really said was “Rawwhra Grewwa Koallll hurrrrrr!”)

Sabe told Security forces that her relationship with Oefebacca was "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," according to an arrest affidavit. Security forces found a love letter to Oefebacca in her shuttle.

According to Trooper TK 266, who was involved in the arrest, Sabe believed another woman was romantically involved with Oefebacca. “Yeah, she was a little whacked out and crazed” TK-266 was quoted

Sabe will be held without bail until a hearing next week


Skywalker said...

Man, where do you get this stuff? lol

Lauphen Staar said...

LOL! Very funny stuff!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

You kill me!

Master Obi-Wan said...

*shakes head*

Merlyn Gabriel said...

amazing how art imitates life...oh wait...

it is always amzing to me what people will do in the name of love.

jin said...

Favourite flowers?
Any...as long as they are made of chocolate!

cooltopten said...

That was funny :)

Private Hudson said...

Dangit Merlyn, I was going to say that.

No wait, I was going to say that truth is stranger than fiction. Yeah, that'll do.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

Yeah, well, Sabe has been having a hard time of it lately and we think she snapped when we told her she'd be working with the Gungan National Guard.

And I knew she liked big burly guys, but I guessed I never really realized how big and burly she liked 'em

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Wookies are gross.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Private Hudson...
you know what they say about great minds...


Gyrobo said...

They completely failed to capture your subtle midwestern dialect.

Captain Typho said...

We may need to work on our screening process a bit...

Florence said...

she wasn't wearing a daiper was she?