Tuesday, February 20, 2007

It Is Time To Dance

GUEST POSTER: Oola: Dancer and Singer at Jabba The Hutt's Palace

oola04
TURN ON: BIG GUYS
TURN OFFS: BEING FED TO A RANCOR


The clones have invited me to be the singer/DJ at their annual dance off. I didn’t even know they danced. This should be great. I hope you like my first song, Jabba Got Back*


I like big Hutts and I can not lie
You other dancer can’t deny
That when Jabba waddles in with a itty bitty tail
And his round belly looking like a whale


blue trooppers dancing
WE LIKE THE NIGHTLIFE

You get sprung, wanna dance out your stuff
Cause you notice that Hut was stuffed
Deep in the G, he’s wearing
I’m hooked and can’t stop staring
Oh Jabba, I don’t want you to ignore
That I am not food for a Rancor
My home girls tried to warn me
But that sexy Hutt makes me feel so horny


s dance 1
DANCING OLD SCHOOL MANDOLORIAN STYLE

Ooh, Bump-o’slime-skin
You say you wanna me to bend
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause I ain’t you’re usual groupy
You’ve seen me dancin’
The heck with romancin’
I’ve got sweat and I’m wet
Chasing you like I’m a Fett
I’m tired of the holo’zines
Saying that skinny Hutts are the thing
Take the average dancer and ask her that
Hutts gotta pack much back
Jabba got back!


sorm daning fools
THAT’S THE WAY, UH HUH, WE LIKE IT.

See you at next years Clone Dance off!



*With apologies to Sir Mix A Lot

14 comments:

Jabafatboy said...

Written As Onley The Famous Rapper Could !

Ya Know Him !

** Busta-Hutt **

cooltopten said...

lol @ jaba *busta-hut* .I like the abba song super storm trooper:)

Gyrobo said...

I can't wait for the remix.

jin said...

Heeeheeeheee!!!

I can't possibly add any comment that would be as cool (?hot? ;-) as that post.

So, I'll just say, "Rock On!"
:-)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

LOLOL. Where do you get this stuff?

NandeHi said...

Taxpayers wages well spent dear clone... wink wink :) that was hilarous Tak....

Phobia said...

* tries not to laugh*

*fails miserably*

Too Funny!

牛步千里 said...

Wha ha ha...

Merlyn Gabriel said...

Hey when will you be appearing at the Imperial palace? I would love to see Palpatine gettin' it on!

*looks around*... *walks away whistling*

I didn't say that, nope wasn't me....
but seriously you should come and perform att he next palace function be sooooooooooooooo much better than the Coruscant Conservatory string quartet!

xxs and oos
Merly

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

LMAO!!!

Skywalker said...

*spits drink everywhere*

Classic, Earl, classic.

Just a trumpet player said...

**Giggles**

You made my day...

Michele sent me ; have a great weekend !

carli said...

RDRR

Kristi Mantoni said...

You always make me "lol out loud"!!!