Guard Duty with a Python

I am on guard duty and am getting really bored. We have been told to be on the look out for rebel infiltrators who might try to get on the base undetected.

I see a several clone troopers approaching.



“Hail there, fellow Clone Trooper” the one on front says to me, “We have just gotten back from an important mission and need to report to the base commander.”

WTF??? I stare at these troopers for a moment. “Uhh, why don’t you guy just move along and I’ll forget you even were here, Ok?” I tell them.

I heard one of them whispering to the leader “Your right, the Jedi mind tricks are working.”

Another “Trooper” came running up. “I need to get on the base right now I have an important message for Lord Vader! Let me by.”



The first group started whispering again and then asked the second "trooper" “Excuse me. Are you the Coruscant People's Front?

The second guy gets indignant and says “Frack off! I am the People's Front of Coruscant.”

They begin to argue with each other over who had the “people’s interest” at heart and some other such nonsense. I was just about to blast them all when another groups rushed up.



The look at me and ask “Are you with the Front of Coruscant People? We are looking to get on the base and were told to meet your contact here. By the way nice disguise.”

I just shake my head in disbelief, set my blaster on stun and knock the lot of them out. On the plus side I’m not bored anymore.