Wednesday, January 03, 2007

A Corellian Marine Becomes One With The Force

A Corellian Marine has found he has become one with the Force (died).

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Qui-Gon Jinn asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of joining the Force.

The Corellian Marine replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my fellow marines and saw two Clone Troopers harassing a Twi’Lek at the bar.

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So being a gentleman I went up to the biggest one and told him to leave this young lady alone. When he refused I told him again more forcefully. This time I slapped him across the face and told this Trooper to stand down.

Qui-Gon Jinn said this was a very good thing to do and asked when the Corellian Marine did this great act. The Corellian Marine replied; about 5 minutes ago! My friends should be here shortly!

11 comments:

Jaina Solo said...

It was you wasn't it? You made him one with the Force.

cooltopten said...

troopers need a slap ever now and again :)

NandeHi said...

its getting worse...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

cooltopten said...
troopers need a slap ever now and again :)

And again and again...

Professor Xavier said...

I kind of thought Quin was a metaphor for Saint Peter.

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

You anit dead, hun. Its 10 years in the future, he still tosses chairs at you. *wink*

Skywalker said...

again and again...
and a few chairs I hear...

Oracle said...

Found you via Michele's all about you test ;)

Hey an nice blog ;)

Merlyn Gabriel said...

ugh...

Nice to see an SWG twi'lek though...what galaxy are you on?

Darth Nepharia said...

So why is Qui Gon greeting those that become one with The Force, eh? Why wouldn't there be an entire universe of both Jedi and Sith there?

Hmmmmm, I'm not sure I want to spend eternity surrounded by a bunch of twit Jedi.....

Amaranth said...

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