Clone Trooper Getting Ready To Ski
X-Wing Pilot “Shredding”
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Sheriff!
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
And
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
The X-wing Pilots got mad and tried their own joke:
Q: How may Skiing Clone Troopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I quickly shout back “None, we screw in Hot Tubs.”
I love skiing!!
4 comments:
Wouldn't your armour rust in the hottub?
Robin.
I bet they take it off before getting into the hot tub -- it would make the, um, evening's activities a little difficult if they did not.
Why would you loose your screws in the hot tub? I would NOT trust a clone trooper to be behind me when I bent over to pick them up - would you?!?!
One PG-13 joke and Solo goes all squeamish on me. Rats!!
Robin: the armor is made of high impact plastic alloy and we take it off as Nepharia mentioned.
Jaba: Yeah I bet you want to know that one don't you. Always knew there was something a little Rainbow about you.
Nan: You are most likely correct with your trust issues, especially if it was you doing the bending ;)
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