Saturday, January 06, 2007

It's Sno Joke, My Friend

I have just come back from a quick weekend on Hoth. A bunch of Clone Troopers went for the Skiing and while there we bumped into a group of X-wing pilots who were Snowboarding. The usual “banter” went back and forth and the Troopers started spitting out the jokes.

Clone Trooper Getting Ready To Ski

ornge snow boarder
X-Wing Pilot “Shredding”

Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?

A. Homeless

Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
A. Sheriff!

Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!


Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"

The X-wing Pilots got mad and tried their own joke:

Q: How may Skiing Clone Troopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I quickly shout back “None, we screw in Hot Tubs.”

I love skiing!!


Jaina Solo said...

Hey! Back off the boarding dude! You would not want to come across a Jedi snowboarder!

And eww!! You are so gross! At least all your other jokes were taseful.. kinna...

Robin said...

Wouldn't your armour rust in the hottub?

Darth Nepharia said...

I bet they take it off before getting into the hot tub -- it would make the, um, evening's activities a little difficult if they did not.

Jabafatboy said...

How do ya get that many cloness in a hot tub ?

NandeHi said...

Why would you loose your screws in the hot tub? I would NOT trust a clone trooper to be behind me when I bent over to pick them up - would you?!?!

A Army Of (Cl)One said...

One PG-13 joke and Solo goes all squeamish on me. Rats!!

Robin: the armor is made of high impact plastic alloy and we take it off as Nepharia mentioned.

Jaba: Yeah I bet you want to know that one don't you. Always knew there was something a little Rainbow about you.

Nan: You are most likely correct with your trust issues, especially if it was you doing the bending ;)