I have just come back from a quick weekend on Hoth. A bunch of Clone Troopers went for the Skiing and while there we bumped into a group of X-wing pilots who were Snowboarding. The usual “banter” went back and forth and the Troopers started spitting out the jokes.
Clone Trooper Getting Ready To Ski
X-Wing Pilot “Shredding”
Q. What do you call a snowboarder with no girlfriend/boyfriend?
Q. If you have a car with 3 snowboarders in the back seat, what do you call the driver?
Q. What is the difference between a snowboard instructor and a snowboard student?
A. 3 days!
Q. How many snow board instructors does it take to change a lightbulb?A. Three - one to hold it, one to video tape it and the other to say "AWESOME DUDE!"
The X-wing Pilots got mad and tried their own joke:
Q: How may Skiing Clone Troopers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I quickly shout back “None, we screw in Hot Tubs.”
I love skiing!!