When I reported to the Supply office for duty this morning I received some good news and some bad news. The good news; Ensign Kip, irritated by my lack of copier expertise, had the clone troopers reassigned for out last day of “sensitivity job training”. The bad news; The reassignment was to the Jabba the Coffee Hutt in the lobby.
MORNING AT THE COFFEE HUTT
We opened at 5:00 am and it was non-stop all morning. The orders came fast and furious and the Troopers and I worked hard to keep up.
Customer #1 “I’ll have a Latte with no foam”
CUSTOMER # 1
Tak: “One coffee with cream”
Customer #2: “I want an Espresso, hot, but not to hot”
Tak: “One coffee, black”
Customer 3#: “I need a non-fat half Cappuccino, half de-caff, wet, hot, with a twist of lemon and dash of Correlian Spice”
CUSTOMER # 3
Tak: “One coffee, with cream and spit in it”
And so the morning went. I went on a short break when I heard a commotion.
“When I say no-foam, I mean no foam, you insignificant little womp rat!!” The customer screams
SOMEONE NEEDS THEIR MORNING CUP OF COFFEE
Wow, Customer service is harder that I thought. Oh well back to work. Good thing this is the last day of this assignment.