I walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. As the bartender is getting it I ask, "You wouldn't happen to be a betting man would you?"
To this the bartender asks what I had in mind.
“A game of accuracy and skill, my good barkeep” I respond
The Bartender arches his eye.
“I'll bet you 500 Credits that if you set up a shot glass at one end of the bar, I can go to the other end and pee into the shot glass and not spill a drop."
The bartender, after inspecting his 20 feet of bar, agrees to bet, sure that it cannot be done. He retrieves his smallest shot glass and places it at one end of the bar. I go to the other end, hop up on the bar, and proceed to urinate all over the bar, even hitting the bartender by accident.
"Ha! I win! I give me my 500 credits!" exclaimed the bartender.
"You win, here's your 500 credits," I say with a smile.
As I leaves the credits on the bar and walk away laughing wildly.
The bartender confused ask me “How can you be so happy after losing 500 credit. Why are you still laughing?"
"Because," I say, "I bet everybody in here 1000 credits each that I could pee all over you and your bar and you would let me!
12 comments:
OOOO, no you didn't! Rofl! Smooth, real smooth!
Oh god. See, this is why I'm going to be a lesbian when I grow up.
Clever, though.
What'll you do with the money? Please don't tell me you're going to buy helmet polish.
No wonder that bartender is so grouchy.
and
That's a lot of helmet polish, Happy.
He could now pay someone else to polish his helmet for him with all that money.
Interesting money making plan, Tak.
Yeah, that's pretty funny until the bartender hires Boba Fett to extract some "justice."
HMS, that's way too much info. :P
lol!
Although….I thought the drinks seemed a bit “watered down” in that place.
could a hutt even get up on the counter without breaking it?
Okay so a rabbi, a priest, and a monkey walk into a bar, and the bartended looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"
Wow, that was brilliant. Gross, but brilliant.
lol
Typho:
No it isn't.
It was just another rude crack at how stupid and testosterone-filled some men can be. Sometimes. Not all the time. But sometimes.
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