Friday, May 12, 2006

Bar Bets

We’re off duty when E775 and I walk in to the Cantina and begins chatting to a couple of Duros. E775 then begins to slowly move his way around the bar making small talk with the scum and villainy occupying the joint.

I walks up to the bartender and orders a drink. As the bartender is getting it I ask, "You wouldn't happen to be a betting man would you?"


To this the bartender asks what I had in mind.

“A game of accuracy and skill, my good barkeep” I respond

The Bartender arches his eye.

“I'll bet you 500 Credits that if you set up a shot glass at one end of the bar, I can go to the other end and pee into the shot glass and not spill a drop."

The bartender, after inspecting his 20 feet of bar, agrees to bet, sure that it cannot be done. He retrieves his smallest shot glass and places it at one end of the bar. I go to the other end, hop up on the bar, and proceed to urinate all over the bar, even hitting the bartender by accident.

"Ha! I win! I give me my 500 credits!" exclaimed the bartender.

"You win, here's your 500 credits," I say with a smile.

As I leaves the credits on the bar and walk away laughing wildly.

The bartender confused ask me “How can you be so happy after losing 500 credit. Why are you still laughing?"

"Because," I say, "I bet everybody in here 1000 credits each that I could pee all over you and your bar and you would let me!

17 comments:

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

OOOO, no you didn't! Rofl! Smooth, real smooth!

Wedge Antillies said...

And they say clones can't be creative?!? (LOL)

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Oh god. See, this is why I'm going to be a lesbian when I grow up.
Clever, though.

What'll you do with the money? Please don't tell me you're going to buy helmet polish.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

No wonder that bartender is so grouchy.

and

That's a lot of helmet polish, Happy.

Lt. Cmdr Oneida said...

He could now pay someone else to polish his helmet for him with all that money.

Interesting money making plan, Tak.

Jo Jo The Monkeyboy's Ghost said...

Ya gotta give credit where credit's due!

Ha ha get it? Hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Professor Xavier said...

Yeah, that's pretty funny until the bartender hires Boba Fett to extract some "justice."

Captain Typho said...

HMS, that's way too much info. :P

JawaJuice said...

lol!
Although….I thought the drinks seemed a bit “watered down” in that place.

Jabafatboy said...

I love it !!
Sounds like somthin a hutt would do, not me of course , but a less sofistakated hutt

Simon said...

could a hutt even get up on the counter without breaking it?

Erifia Apoc said...

Okay so a rabbi, a priest, and a monkey walk into a bar, and the bartended looks at them and says, "What is this, a joke?"

Epsilon 775 said...

Wow, that was brilliant. Gross, but brilliant.

Jaina Solo said...

Tak, you really really have to stop...

Jaina Solo said...

Making me laugh so much!

Magdalena said...

lol

Happy Mask Saleswoman said...

Typho:
No it isn't.
It was just another rude crack at how stupid and testosterone-filled some men can be. Sometimes. Not all the time. But sometimes.