Friday, May 19, 2006

Maintenance Bay

I had to take one of the squad’s vehicles over the maintenance bay to have it worked.

After explaining the problem to the maintenance droids, I decided to hang out and look around. Since I don’t have strong repair skills, I begin to review tech schematics for the various different vehicles.

The maintenance bay Com link buzzes and I answer with out thinking. “Hello, can I help you.”

The voice on the other end says haughty. “I need to see if my speeder is ready for pick up.”

Uhhh…Which one is yours?” I stammer as I look around the bay.

"It’s not a hard question, you moron. Is it ready or not? It’s the light blue T-75 speeder”

Hey, that sound like the same type that blow-hard wind-bag Senator Aak Ask drives” I say off the top of my head.

There is silence on the other end then the now angry voice says, "Do you know who this is?"

"No."

The voice said, "This is Senator Aak Ask!"

Dead silence for about 5 seconds.

I then asked, "Do you know who this is?"

Senator Aak Ask replies, "No."

I smile, "Well then, goodbye you blow-hard wind-bag!!" and I hang up.

12 comments:

Erifia Apoc said...

That's my boy!

Dark Jedi Kriss said...

LMAO! Naughty boy!

Dak-Ind said...

greetings from michele!

my own husband is savingup to purchase his uniform so he too can run off and join the 501st!

garrison titan will soon be his home.

Vampirella said...

lol that is the way you do it AOC :)

Local Henchmen 432 said...

Dear Sir,

Stick it to the man.Dental for all.

Dr.Polaris rules.

Captain Typho said...

LOL! Pretty clever.

Vegeta said...

Ha!

Jabafatboy said...

I love it !


Are you sure you dont have some Hutt in yer family line ?

Professor Xavier said...

Ha! Ha! Let the bastards know just how you feel! As long as it's anonymous, of course.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

You go girl! Er, I mean guy.

Jaina Solo said...

*punches air* Go Tak!!

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