The Tall Tales of a Veteran Clone Trooper
After trying out giant lances, leather jackets, diamond-tipped canes, mereshon pipes, Wristcomms, Monkeyboy sidekicks, flame decals, and Blue Blockers, the two finally decided that wearing eyepatches is what they needed to look cool.
On their visit to Tatooine looking for the droids, the Imperial troopers enjoyed a drink made by Wuher. Problem was that they both forgot to take the umbrellas out of the glass before drinking them.Tragic.
'Translated' by my Stupid Intern, my caption is.One can only imagine how humiliated TK 458 and TK 896 were when they realized they had both arrived at the ball wearing identical eye patches.
"Is it still moving Zeke?""I think I saw it's left eyeball twitch, Lem. You better shoot it up some more."
The two clones fell in love at warp speed and could be seen holding rubber clad hands throughout the galaxy.Here via Michele.
Oh, ha ha very funny, Tak.
"Casual Friday rules!"
Well what did you expect when you mixed Pirate DNA into this batch?
Good one, Wolverine!
So, not listening to the 256th Division, JK 69 and LOL 420, realized after countless warnings, that they should have listened to their Division mates and not went into a crab battle, without the proper weaponry.
"Well that's the last time I take your fashion advise!"
I guess doing that DOES make you go blind.
Despite going into different branches of the Empire's miltary forces, the Cyclops brothers (Hanz and Rubin) do manage to see each other during raids on seperatist hideouts.
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