The Faux News Network had recently heard rumors that Senator Padme Amidala hates poor people. While on a recent campaign trip to Tatooine, Senator Amidala stopped to eat a local diner and stiffed the waitress.
AT A DINER ON TATOOINE
Even though other networks are reporting that this is all misunderstandings, we here at Faux News have chose to ignore the fact and run with a little personal destruction.
During an interview with the waitress, Molly Nice, stated that she did not receive a tip from the Senator.
TAKING ORDERS, BUT NOT TIPS
When asked if she thought not getting a tip was proof that Senator Amidala was the greatest evil in the universe and a threat to everything we hold dear in the Republic, she replied, “No, I think she just forgot. She is a nice lady and I would vote for her.”
It is obvious that not getting a tip from Senator Amidala has crushed this poor woman soul and reason for living.
WORST PHOTOSHOP …. EVER
Local Representative to the Republic, Jawa Keysinitch, stated “This just show why we need universal health care. Did you just see that UFO? What we need to do is negotiate with Count Dooku and come to a peaceable solution. And furthermore my wife is hot!”
When reached for a comment Senator Amidala stated she had given a tip. “I told Miss Nice that her hairstyle had to go and gave her the name of my hairstylist. Duh, that the best tip of all.’
SHE DOES HAVE GREAT HAIR.
Faux New also contacted Master Yoda who responded by saying, “Nothing better you have to report? More important news, there isn’t? Balanced and Fair, is this? Why I watch the news not, is your fault.”
17 comments:
I thought that was a good tip that Padme gave.
And it looks like a fine diner as well. I've been to some places where aliens burst out of your chest after you eat the special.
I'm with Yoda - is this all the news at the moment?
Michele sent me to catch up on the intergalactic news today...
cq
I knew Yoda was the sort not to watch the news.
Michele says hello!
~S :)
his wife isn't just hot, she's super hot, and I say that as a happily married woman. And my husband agrees with me, but we both think she might be a bit on the crazy side, but the most can forgive the crazy/hot combo
hi from Michele though you know I like coming here anyway and I think I agree with yoda
Like the others, I'm with Yoda. We need better news. No news but good news please.
Michele sent me here to say hello.
I'll have the hot/crazy combo, please.
well that's just plain mean spirited.
I would vote for her and no not just because I have loads of money and dislike the poor population
Amusing as always.
Here from Michele's
this is a perfect example of a post's improving when accompanied by a bloody mary.
cheers!
here via michele's.
mck (hic)
Mckay: I often find that if I drink bloody mary's while writting a post, I think it is much better. :)
Hello, Michele sent me to say Hi - and tp look over your very creative blog.
Have a great day!
Interesting blog--great story--but that poor waitress, give her a real tip Senator, like the ones special interest give you! Here, bringing greetings from Michele's blog.
Fox has never seen a none story that they couldn't make into headlines if it would possibly taint a Dem.
I'm canelling my service. That Faux News is always doing hatchet jobs on mutants too. That Billo Really is the worst.
Oh, and Michele says kiss my ass.
Was that too harsh?
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