Monday, November 26, 2007

Little Green Wisdom

I had been assigned to General Yoda before large battle.

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“WHY BOTHERING ME, ARE YOU TROOPER?”

He was meditating before thing got under way and he let out a long sigh.

General Yoda, what do you thing of the coming battle? What did you meditation tell you?” I asked

Hard to see the future is. But lost this battle will be.” Yoda says sagely

If the battle lost, then why should we should we fight it?” I reply

Yoda looks at me and fires up his light saber. “To find out who is the loser!”

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COME ON MOFO, GET SOME

7 comments:

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

The biggest loser? Like the show on TV with the fat dudes?

Danny Bailey said...

looks like the war is with you AOC ..... my advice is



Run forest run... er I mean Tak


well you know what I mean

Master Yoda said...

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Eh.. hee hee hee hee hee hee!
*snort*
Hee hee! Hee hee! Hee hee!
*snort* *cough*
Hee hee hee hee hee!
*snort* *cough* *gag* *cough* *cough* *gag* *cough*
Oh... myself I crack up sometimes!
Hee ... oh! My sides! Oh! Oh!
Hee hee! Ouch! Hee hee! Ouch!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

With wise words like than, go wrong, one cannot.

Merlyn Gabriel said...

You know... I thought that Yoda was always a little weird!
But fighting a battle to see who loses?

Well.. no wonder the Emperor doesn't like him all that much.

November Rain said...

Tagged

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November Rain said...

Tag your it!



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