On one of the junk hole planets we liberated, I was assigned with two oath troopers the task of presenting the news on a planet wide board cast. Each trooper was assigned a “real” name to make the population connect better with us. I, TK 266 was called Terry, MD 598 was called Matthew and RT 111 was called Rudolf.
TK 266, Terry
RT 111, Rudolf
MD 598, Matthew
At the news station, a husband and wife team from Coruscant were told to figure out which of use would do the different jobs: Newscaster, Sports reporter and Weather Guy.
After banter it about for a while and testing all three of us out. The Wife decides that I should be the Sport reporter, Matthew should be the Newscaster and Rudolf should be the Weather Guy.
“Are you sure?” asked the husband.
“Not so much about the news caster and the sports reporter, but after that interview I am sure about the weather guy>” She replied
“The red one? Why?” Asked the Husband.
“Because” the wife beamed, “Rudolf the Red knows rain, dear."